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Hanson vs The Moffatts, A Celebrity Death Match Story

O'Tay, I have to give full credit for this story to HansonMoffatts. It is about what would happen if Hanson & the Moffatts went on Celebrity Death Match together. Have fun!

"Alright I don't want any MmmBops from you guys (points to Hanson)and this is going to be a clean fight. (points to Moffatts) Lets get it on" (Mills Lane)"Hey Zac! Get over here," said Tay and Ike. They take Zac and do the legendary MmmBop throw. Making Zac fly into the air and plunge into the Moffatts knoking them down like pins in a bowling lane. "Strike," said Ike. Scott takes zac and pics him up and starts punching him. "This is for me, this one is for Clint..." Tay see's this and start's to run towards Zac when Dave puts his foot out to make him trip. However, Tay falls over and hits into Clint causing Clint to fall out of the ring. The guards think he is trying to escape so they go after him with those electric things, and fry him to a blackend carcus. Meanwhile Ike has managed to help zac get away from Scott and now they're giving Scott what he gave Zac. Bob and Tay are now at one another and they are choking each other. Tay and Bob don't notice what is happening with Scott, Ike, and Zac, but Dave does. Scott is screaming for help from one of his bros. He sees Dave comming over with his keyboard and with one tramendous wack he hits Ike in the head causing his eyes to pop out and fall on the floor. Dave doesn't notice the eye's and he steps on them and falls on his butt. However, the keyboard gets thrown up into the air and falls down on Ike causing his already cracked head to split open even more. his brain spills out all over Scott. Scott looks at Dave and say's. "Hey Dave! Thanks for nothing. I should have known that you would screw up. Don't you ever watch were you are going. Or do you enjoy falling down on the floor?" Dave is upset with Scott alway's making fun of him so he decides to team up with Zac and kick his brothers butt. Zac holds him as Dave wails away on Scott's face causing his face to cave into a bloody mess. Bob had managed to win the strangling contest and was starting to turn back to his original color. He steped over the lifelise body of Tay and headed towards Zac and Dave. "Dave what the hell were you thinking?" screamed Bob. "How could you kill your own brother." He then took out his drumsticks and started to drum on his brothers head as he sung a song. (You stupid idiot....) Zac not wanting to be out done took out his drumsticks and started to drum on Dave's head too. They kept this computition up until Dave was nothing but a puddle of flesh and bones. Relizing that they're brothers were dead and that they were the only ones left caused Bob and Zac to end the fight. They didn't want to continue any more. However, they didn't know who had won the drum computition so Bob tells the audience to pick and when they refuse to get involved with the fight Bob decides to claim himself the best drummer in the world. However, Zac can't have this so he say's that he is the winner. Then all go's hay wire.