MY PATHETIC
PAGE
By
MailBits.com
HELLOOOOOOOOOO??
Is this
thing on? Hehehe. You're about to embark
on a
journey of truely worthless web browsing
here...LOL! Below, you'll find out more
information than ya need to know about
me and
my pathetic life. You see, we all have
our
place in life and a function to serve.
Mine
just happens to be twofold.
1.) To
piss
people off
2.) To let you know that
no
matter how bad your life is.....at least
you're not ME!
THAT should give ya
some
hope. So enjoy what ya see and read and
keep
in mind that Im adding stuff all the
time.
Feel free to come back often, or as
often as
you need to to thank whatever god you
happen
to believe in that youre not so bad
after
all!
READ THIS FIRST!!
MY
PICTURES
Wanna see the face
behind the
madness? Take a peek!
MY
LIFE
All about what makes me who
(or
WHAT) I am..lol!
NEAT STUFF
I may
be
annoying, but I try to help as well! Go
here
to find images, backgrounds and fun
stuff.
CONSPIRACY'S AND
UFO'S
Is the government our
friend, or
a big evil corrupt organization out to
get
us? Hell, I dont know, but I wouldnt put
nothing past em! Go here to decide for
yourself!
PEOPLE ARE
MORONS
This is my list of the
worst
kinds of people on earth! We all know
the
types, and we all hate em...lol! Go here
to
add your own annoying people to the
list!
A WORD FROM OUR
SPONSERS
Hey, we gotta pay the
bills
around here too! So click and visit our
fine
advertiser!
BE MY NEXT
GIRLFRIEND
Back by unpopular
demand,
it's my new, official form to fill out
if ya
wanna be my
honey/pooky/sweetums/cuddlebunny/or love
slave..lol! Just fill out the form and
hit
submit!
THE ONLY
RELIGION WORTH HAVING!
Are you
tired
of Jerry Falwell, Jimmy Swaggert and
their
collective hypocritical breed? Looking
for a
religion that doesnt offer
forgiveness....but
WILL give ya excuses? Then you need to
click
above and join today!
QUOTE OF THE
DECADE!
"I read this article that
said the
typical symptoms of stress are eating
too
much, drinking too much, smoking too
much,
impulse buying, and driving too fast.
Are
they kidding? That is my idea of a
perfect
day."
(Author Unknown)
I'M JUST TOO
HELPFUL SOMETIMES!
Ive decided to do
us
all a favor and give you "Hell's Weather
Report" right here everyday! Why? Well,
because Im waiting for it to freeze over
so I
can get lucky..LOL! So here it is!
WILL MY GIVING NATURE
EVER
CEASE?
Click here for the "Best
Pages"
on the net! Ive even got em by topics!
Just
click a topic and go to the best page
for
that on the net. Im such a
guy...lol!
THE HONEST DATING
QUIZ!
Ever fill out one of those
surveys for a dating club? They never
seem to
ask the IMPORTANT questions. Go here for
the
things everyone would LIKE to see on a
dating
quiz!
FUN THINGS TO DO AT
WALMART
And they really get you
outta
the checkout lines quicker...LOL
ARE YOU FROM
MICHIGAN?
Here's a surefire, easy
way
to tell! If more than half of the things
on
the list confuse you or make you
wonder....you're NOT from here!
LOL!
WHAT TO GET
ME FOR
CHRISTMAS!
Or my birthday, or any old
day
ya want..lol! If you ever think about
what to
get me at ANY time, heres a couple of
hints
for ya! In fact, if I had the first one,
I
could probably have the second one! But
if I
had the second one, I really wouldnt
care if
I had the first one!! Hehehe....
GIFT HINT NUMBER
ONE!
GIFT
HINT
NUMBER TWO!
DONT CLICK HERE!! I'M WARNING
YOU...DONT DO IT!!!
RANDOM LIFE
THOUGHTS
Yep, I've learned some
things
in all my years...no matter what ya
think...LOL! Here's some random thoughts
on
some of the things I've learned.
ABOUT
FRIENDSHIP
I
get a lot of those "friendship" chain
letters, and Im telling ya...it gets on
my
nerves...lol! People should know who
their
friends are, and this poem makes that
point!
NEVER SAY
NEVER....
Here's some actual
quotes
about things that were better left
unquoted
about...lol!
WHERE TO
HOOK
UP WITH ME
Yep, you can actually
have
access to the mind of Heckler by
clicking
here...lol! Just sign on and go to the
Michigan chat room and see if I'm
around. If
not, thank your god...LOL! If so, just
say
hello!
BE SURE TO SIGN THE
GUESTBOOK!
THANX :)
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