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My Guide to Twoson

This area isn't all that complex, but it does help to have a set of wheels. Go to the nearby Bike Shop and be really Straight forward and polite. he cant sell you a bike, but he can rent you one. unfortunatley, this item is only good for a little while, seeing as how you get the next character here. it cant be ridden with any kind of bear or person following you. if you've played any of the zelda games, its like that-cant enter ANYTHING AT ALL with something following you. anyway, what does that have to do with earthbound? back to the subject. the beginning can be kind of confusing with all the buildings. go to Burglin Park(kind of like an outdor store) and go to the back. this wierdo on the roof will jump down at you and you have to fight him. just beat on him by any means possible(ex: PSI paralysis, followed by a good whooping). once he's taking care of, he babbles some stuff about a kid being lost or something(listen to him and find out). now head topolestar preschool i think it is. if it's not preschool it's kindergarten or maybe i think it's kindergarten because right now im a little wound up in the PowerPuff Girls. just the building with the cat on the roof. go inside and talk to the lady, then go into the back room and talk to the man. he will go upstairs to see if the girl is there, but she is gone(da du duuuuuum!). so now, just leave and head south until you get to the friut kids houses. go to apple kid's and give him some food and dont forget to bring a little dough, say abouuut either $200 or $500. it's a donation to his construction funds or something like that. now go east on the map until you get to a cave. just walk through the cave and when you get to the back, if you got a shroom on the way over attached to your head, you can make $50 bucks off of it! now head north on the map and you will find a pencil shape statue blocking the path(? no your brain is not waked and the game is fine). then just take off back out of the cave, and if you got the reciver phone from the mouse(kind of a forced thing) and apple kid will call you saying he has this great new invention. he isnt at his house so head over toburglin park again. he's down in one of the corners, so you'll just have to look i guess. he gives you a pencil eraser machine and you can just guess what it's used for(as if yo dont know). so head back to the statue, but save first and heal up too. heres where the ride gets bumpy. so go back to the statue, get it out of your way, and welcome to the "Peaceful Rest Valley Maze From Hell"! i am going to trace a map of this place, and scan it onto y webpage because belive me it is a real pain the &*^ to get through. once through(if you survived all that junk) go into the cave at the totally other side of the maze and head through it. and theres happy happy village-blue as far as the eye can see. the trees are blue, the houses are blue, the cultists are blue the clothes are blue, heck theres even a blue cow! go to the other cave thats on the north wall of the valley unless you feel like having your butt toasted into oblivion right this second. just go straight through the cave and hurt any cultists or snakes. at the other end of the cave you will find a little house with paula in the cell. she'll ask if you have the key if i remember correctly(obiously not) and when you dont she'll give you the Franklin Badge, a handy little item that will keep you from gettig fried while fighting Carpainter. Once you have the badge, leave the shack, and guess who it is? Piggy! youre annoying next door neighbor(a.k.a. Pokey). he'll get you started in a fight with some cultists and a couple of crows(no problem if you have PSI "Special" Beta). once you're out of that mess, go back to Happy Happy village, grab $50 and head for the house with the blue cow out front to heal up. after you're good and healed, go into the big building near the center of town. go in and guess what. Remember the "Peaceful Rest Maze From Hell"? Well, meet it's counterpart-the "Happy Happy Cult Maze From Hell"! How fun!!! Find some way to get through(I will also be posting a map of this as well) and into the back upstairs room. carpainter, the next boss, is standing in front of the Mani Mani Statue from earlier if you went to lier x's house. He has some major Lightning attacks(Glad you have that Franklin Badge yet?) so just try to keep alert and hit him as hard as you can. Once you beat him, everything will go back to normal(finally some color besides blue!) and now with the key that Carpainter gave you, you can get paula. Remember that cave that's at the east side of town? well, thats where you're headed next. it's not really a maze, just kinda twisty. the boss at the back isn't really threatening. If you use paralasys (insert type here) he will be frozen and you can just beat him up and not get hurt. After you beat him, same ol' stuff. go back into the cave, get the melody, and leave. now you have two melodies, and a new friend(who will always be the weakest character, let me assure you). head back over to see evereed and he will give you a big wad of bills(Chaching!!!$$$$$). now you can go back to Polestar and take Paula to her dad. he tells her to go with you and that her powers will sureley help, blah blah, blah blah blah, if you didnt know yet, that place with the line of people out front is a theatre. the people out back are the Runaway Five who continuously get gipped by the manager. go out back and talk to the guys by the black bus. one of them gives you a backstage pass to get in. show it to the lady inside the building and you will get into the show room. go to the other side of the show room and go backstage. talk to all the members and then go back out into the show room to watch them perform. after the show, go back out into the main room and go into the door that isnt behind the counter. the manager is back there. give him the wad of bills and free the Runaway Five from that theatre(which after they're gone closes down). then go watch them perform one last time, and follow them around back. hop on their bus, and guess where to now? Threed...

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