My Guide to Threed
So now is Threed, the next character, and some of the wierdest, buggiest, and grossest enemies.
So why is the music so wacked and there are wierd things happening around every corner?
because they can, and it is sometimes fun to annoy the player.
to start off, go north to the graveyard, left side.
insie are a few really wierd things, like trash cans and flies(blech!).
go over until you can go up once you see a trashcan by a tree.
then hang a sharp right, only to stumble on the "Zombie Guards", who seem to be guarding a step ladder.
they look you over, and stare into your soul, and then leave you alone.
now go back to the hotel, and there ought to be a chick dressed entireley in black.
go after her inside the hotel.
wierd music huh?
well it gets worse.
keep following her ito one of the rooms, and a whole ton of her "Friends" jump you hard.
you then wake up in a pit room that has a door on the far right side of it.
it is locked unfortunatley.
looks like you're gonna make a tasty appetiser, eh?
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BANG!!!
down crashes the sky runner into your cave.
the hole is too high up to reach, but the person who steps out all covered in sut maybe able to help you out.
accept the boy for what he is, you cannot change him.
now that he is in your party, go back over to the door which is still locked, and go to jeff's inventory.
he has this thing called the bad Key machine on him.
use it on the door and it opens up.
now leave the cave and go outside, and outta the graveyard.
go south to near where the Runaway Five Dropped you off.
go down below that, and you will see this big tent which is a Boogie Tent.
not a hard fight, just beat it down.
once it's gone, check the trash can and grab the "Fly Honey" which will be a valuable ally for a later battle, no matter how cruddy it smells.
now wander around for a little while until the strange Apple Kid calls.
a few moments after that, a pizza guy runs by and gives you this thing called "Zombie Paper".
you need to set it down in a very large area, like a tent...
so go set it down in the tent, and stay the night in the hotel.
the video shows all the zombies swarming over there-even the guards...
now you have an entrance to what's so darned interesting that the zombies were guarding.
head over there, full life, and then go down inside.
wander around, there's only one path that goes forward, so take it.
near the end of the cave, you will see a blue pile of something that seems to be moving.
it's a slimy little pile if i remember right, and he is slightly difficult.
unfortunatley, he is not as addicted to fly honey as master belch is.
once he's out of the way, exit the cave, and you will probably see a guy standing there.
he's just a salesman, unless you have some cash, it's not worth anything.
now there is a long stretch of area that you have to go up.
walk north until you get to a cave.
there will be some enemies along the way, but nothing too threatening.
whenever you come across antoids, just use paula's PSI magnet whatever if she has it(which i belive she oughta).
go back into the cave, exploring a little bit, getting the items, blah blah, blah blah blah blah.
once you're at the other end of the cave, you will hear this dopey music start playing and see these little things that alk really wierd and hjave only legs.
they are mr. saturns, very bazzar little creatures of the valley.
wander around, explore, do stuff and when you come to a cave with three paths and a bunch of saturn people, talk to all the saturns.
one of them will say something about a password, and just grab it and go.
go back out of saturn valley, and past the cave.
now that you're back in that path, there was still some path you needed to explore.
go up, and there is a way to get behind the waterfall.
once you're at the back, you will hear a "What's the password.".
now you must be very patient.
get up and do something other than nintendo for 3 minutes, then go back to it.
when 3 minutes is up, you can enter the place.
there are these little red things(foppys)that are really easy to beat and when they are in higher numbers, they can give out lots of experience.
go down the ladder at the right end of the hall.
go left, and i think you should come across a few Mr.Saturn Slaves by a conveyer belt that keeps making the ever gross"Fly Honey".
There is a room with a few green puddles in it if i remember correctly.
go to the far end of it, and you will see this huge blue pile with eyes and a mouth.
this is master belch, the boss of this imparticular area.
when you start to fight him, use the jar of fly honey that you posess.
belch will become really absorbed in it, so all you really have to do is sit there and hammer on him until he croaks.
go through the door he was guarding, and follow the cave trail.
if i remember right, you come back out at saturn valley.
all the saturns say you smell really bad, and to go bathe.
there is a pink pool of something with a saturn in it, hop in and walk around a little bit.
after awhile it will say something like"Ness and his friends were cleaned of the smell".
something like that.
stop and talk to the saturn by the tree stump and have some coffee.
when thats done, go into the cave behind the spring and follow it out the back.
you should wind up in kind of a valley.
go down and when you cant go down anmore, go right.
you will come to another cave, and there are some gifts in there(it may just be one).
grab whatever's inside it, and equip it to who you think'll need it most.
now go to the shining spot and fight trilonge sprout.
all i can say for this boss is"the thing sticking out of his head IS flamable".
keep using fire on him and PSI "Special" to eliminate his little friends.
once he is gone, obtain the melody behind him which is Milky Well.
Now you are going to go back to Threed and talk to all the people standing near the exit to the place the zombies were guarding(by the way: all the zombies are in that empty cage at the circus tent).
Hop on the Bus, and head for Fourside.
Unfortunatley, there is this HUUUUUUUGE traffic jam because of a Buffalo herd and the driver tells you to get off and walk if you wish to proceed.
So now, go up and to your right once you see a Weaponrey salesman and continue to go right until you find the edge of the water(big body, not an oasis) and go down into the tunnel.
if anyone got sunstroke, healing Alpha works just fine.
Now, you will hear a new music play once at the other side of the tunnel, which clearifys, that you HAVE entered Fourside...
