Here are some quotes I found on the net.

Funny Equine Quotes:

"Poor is when you have to sell your horse to buy your saddle."-Anonymus
"A camel is a horse designed by a committee."- Alec Issigonis
"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!"- William Shakespeare
"He who holds a carrot in his mouth to give to his horse earns the nickname 'Nolips'..."-Unknown
"It's a lot like nuts and bolts-if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!" -Nicholas Evans, The Horse Whisperer
"There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have most of it."-Anonymous
"Never trust a cowhand that doesn't know how to properly tie a horse."-A Cowboy Truth
"It's a Dressage thing, you wouldn't understand."-Unknown
"No hour of life is lost that is spent in the saddle."-Sir Winston Churchill
"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."-George Orwell
"Live to ride. Ride to live-or die. All else is wasted."-Unknown
"If the horse does not enjoy his work, his rider will have no joy."-Unknown
"Dressage is life, the rest is just details."-Unknown
"Tell a gelding, ask a mare, discuss it with a stallion." -Unknown
"If you look at the ground, you'll end up on the ground."-Unknown
"Set your sights after the last fence"-Unknown
"Hitching a pony to the Budwiser wagon won't make him a Clydesdale."-Unknown

Here's some non-equine quotes:
"The only way to keep a secret between three people is if the other two are dead."-Unknown
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