You see now that Santa had used all his magic
To help the poor 'pooch' with her story so tragic.
There was none left to make him all better
So to the media he faxed a letter.
Explaining the case, it sounded quite feeble,
Asking the media to tell all the people.
You'll notice this page has no images to be found.
You see Santa's sick and can't finish his rounds.
The images we could not show here today
Cuz Punkster and Bar were fast on their way
To Mares house to kill her for taking Christmas away.
The images from that are so graphic and sick
They couldnt be posted cuz you'd leave so quick
So this year i am afraid to say
If he got to you first you should say, "HURRAY!"
If not then I'm sorry you'll just have to wait
Next year it will be quite a different fate.
Santa has now learned his lesson
on eating Mares cooking without magical blessing.
I hope you enjoyed my holiday story
and your holiday season is free of worry
Please take the time to sign my guestbook
So that i'll know you have taken a look.
Click the tree to go back home.
