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Three nuns die
and go to heaven. They are before St Peter and he calls up the first nun.
He explains to her and the other two that he just needs to ask them each
one question. He starts with the first sister. "Have you ever touched a
penis?" he asks her. And she tells him she has but just with this finger
*holds up index finger of right hand* St Peter then tells her to dip her
finger into the holy water and enter heaven. St Peter approaches the second
nun and begins to ask her the same question whne the third nun pushes
past her to ask,
"CAN I GAGRLE BEFORE
SHE DUNKS HER
ASS IN THE WATER???"
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