Okay, I haven't put much up on the ol' page lately, exams are going on and it's not like anyone really reads this crap anyway.
However, I have recently come in contact with the most astonishing device ever invented. I received it free for filling out credit card applications, and it has changed my life. Let me show you.
THIS!!
Isn't it too cool? It rates about a 9 on my scale of cool, out of 27 with 27 being in the middle and 5 being lowest and the highest being 6! In this scale, it means its cool and a half! But wait, I hear you, you don't think it gets any cooler, do you? Well watch!
Isn't that amazing? It levers itself up just so you can see the numbers more easily!
This is what it looks like now. Notice the ease with which you could compute the square root of pi, or the radius of a circle having an area of 7x! In fact, only one other thing I've found comes close to matching the coolness that is this calculator...
Hee hee, its a penis! And its made of SNOW!!!