Yes friends, it was only a matter of time before Aquaman took the turn most stars eventually turn at! His very own sitcom! Yes, friends! It's LEAVE IT TO AQUAMAN!!!
Oh, step right back and you'll hear a tale,
It might be pretty slick,
About a cool fish-talker
and his internet shtick!
Well, this gold-shirted man he headed on home
to his lovely wife,
She was very happy,
Never had any strife!
He's got two boys that get along,
though it might seem strange,
they even share a room
and never ever got mange,
So join us here whenever we care,
more when we return with a LAN,
to witness the fab adventures of,
Leave it to Aquama-aa-n!
Pretty cool eh?
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Honey! I'm ho-ome!
Oh, Aqua sweetie! I've been missing you all day!
Me too, She-ra, darling!
Dad! Skeletor keeps hitting me!
Tattle-tale!
Sheesh! Why don't you two play outside? You're mother and I have...business to discuss!
*laugh track*
Man, it sure is nice in the great-outdoors.
Skeletor, do you ever think about girls?
You're a total idiot, you know that?
Yeah. Me too. Why are they so soft?
You've got no brain do you? I really hate you.
Sometimes, late at night, I think about them...and sometimes, my...
COOTIE!!!
Oh thank god! Saved from dumb boy's sexual revelation!
Gee, Skeletor, do you think we can keep him?
Maybe, dipshit. Just don't f*** it up.
Heh heh, okay big brother!
Hey dad, I was just wondering something...suppose we found this cootie...
Why do you bring this up?
No reason...oh, Hi Skeletor? Where have you been?
Boys, why is Skeletor riding a cootie?
Cootie!
Can we keep him dad?!!!
I don't know boys, a cootie is a lot of responsibility...
Oh, honey, you bought the boys a cootie!
Well, I...
What a sweet daddy! I know you've made the boys happy!
Boy. What a mess. I'm really not sure if I should let those boys keep that...thing in the house!
*Uncontrollable applause*
What's up, Aquapal?
Hi, Ash. The boys brought home this cootie...
Ah, they've discovered girls, have they?
*Insane laughter*
No, the pet kind. Well, I'm not too sure if I should let them keep it.
I see...well you know, my motto is, you don't know until you try!
Does that work well?
Beats me. I cut up zombies for a living!
*Insane laughter*
Well, I'd best be off! Thanks for the beer!
What beer? Well, I suppose only one thing can be done! Boys!
Boys...? BOYS! What have I told you about switching arms?
We're sorry...
Ah well. Anyway, you'll be happy to know I've decided to let you keep the cootie! Just remember, its a lot of responsibility!
Thanks, Dad!
Honey, I'm so happy you let the boys keep the cootie! I've decided to give you a little pet of your own...
He's the man with a plan,
He's taking a stand,
He's the fabulous!
AQUAMAN!!!