That's right, folks, the exciting conclusion to Aquaman's adventures! Last time, we witnessed Aquaman defeat the evil Skeletor, only to be kidnapped later by the sinister Boba Fett! But who hired Boba Fett? What lies in store? Does J-Lo's butt look as good in person? These questions and more will be answered today!
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"That's right, Aquascum! Move it! Oh, you'll fetch me some sweet coin, and maybe I'll get to keep the dame!
"Where are you taking us, Boba? Whose got a price on my head this time?!"
"You'll find out soon enough, Aquafool!"
"Oh, Aquafool! Reeeal clever there, Boba. Did your mom help you with that?"
"You can be a real ass sometimes, you know that Aquaman?"
"Oh well...this isn't too bad..."
"At least I get to stare at She-ra's ass on the way there..."
"Ah, we've arrived! I give you..."
"M.U.S.C.L.E. Man Dan!"
"Why hello, Aquafool!"
"Oh fer crying!! What is it with this Aquastuff? For pete's sake, don't you have any imagination?!!"
"No."
"Well, that's fair."
"And now Aquaman, behold my army!"
"Bwahahahahah!"
"Crap. Run."
"Honey, is this necessary? They're only army men, after all!"
"Only army men? Let me tell you...where the smeg are we?!! We better try one of these doors!"
"Find them Men! Leave no door unchecked!"
"What the?!!"
"What the smeg's going on?!!
"Get me out of here!!!"
"We've gotten out! Now to escape in that truck!"
"What the heck?"
"What's up, fools? I bet you runnin from that damn muscle dude! That sucka shot my tires once! I'll help you out!"
"Well, if it isn't the T-Former. My old nemesis..."
"Boba Fett! Cut the jibba jabba fool! We gonna rumble! You guys get away!"
"Damn, man, you got an army of armymen?!! I'll take you out anyway, fool!"
"Take that!"
"And that!"
"Fool!"
"Wait a sec..."
"Why isn't anyone dying?!!"
"Sheesh, you'd think Death couldn't take a holiday once in a while..."
"Ha! Since I can't kill you, at least I can silence your jibbajabba, fool!"
"I pity the fool, that messes with Aquaman! Cause I'll bust their ass, fool!"
"Grr! I'll have my revenge Aquaman!"
"Well, it looks like I'm out of danger for a while. At least now, I'll be smart enough to keep the Aqualegion on call all the time!"
"Whisper whisper whisper..."
"Oh really? Well, I think that can be arranged!"
