I certainly hope no one is hoping an epic battle here. See, I just do these things without thinking, and write them as I go. My main point is to exude a chuckle from the reader, so I hope you laugh. You better.
--------------------------------------------------
"Curse that insufferable boob, Aquaman! He's not only taken the honor away from me by defeating He-Man, but he's earned the trust of my minion, Mer-Man! What an ass!"
"Behold my latest creation! Faker, my robotic duplicate of He-Man! What the..?"
"For crying out loud! You're freaking blue! What the hell is wrong with that robot factory?! Ah well, you'll have to do. I want you to go fetch me Aquaman. Bring him back ALIVE."
"That's just ridiculous. Its probably not even a union shop. Last time I buy anything there, ever again!"
--------
ELSEWHERE
"Well, Hobbes, I think we've had a nice little break. Now to resume traversing the countryside!"
"Well well well, what's that I spy?"
"Man, just cause I'm a robot, that skull-faced jerk thinks he can order me around. Where is that Aquaman, anyway? Oh, what's that I spy?"
"Why, hello there, Aquaman."
"Hi there, He-man! I hope you aren't too upset I killed you the other day."
"Of course not. (Oh man, its working.) In fact, I met this guy you should really meet!"
"Really, who is it?"
"Oh, you'll love him. Just follow me. (what a total numbskull!)"
"Yeah, he's really neat. (I can't believe he's falling for this!)"
"Yeah, he's really coo, Aquaman. Aquaman?"
"oh shit."
"Yippee-ki-yi-yay, He-Imposter! Eat suction-cup dart!"
"Your time has come."
"Well, Hobbes, there's only on person who could have perpetrated that evil! Skeletor! Let's go."
"Aquaman! What a pleasant surprise! Join me or die."
"That's my choice, eh? Well, let me think about it. Hey, did you know you're staff's bent?"
"My what? Oh, my staff. I suppose it is. That comes from the packaging or something..."
"Ah, crap."
"Eat molded plastic, Skull face!"
"Your time has come."
"Nooo! I can't be dead, I have a skull for a face! I shall return, Aquaman, and when I do, you shall pay!"
LATER:
"Boy, Hobbes, that was some fight. It's nice to kick back in the Aquatub with an Aquababe and just relax. Maybe I'll have an Aqua-manhatten later. At last our troubles are over."
"That's what you think, Aquaman! I'm here to get you so I can collect the bounty on your head! The cat comes, too!"
"Well, Hobbes, the only thing to do now is be continued..."