I felt it was time for another episode of Aquaman's adventures. It's going to be a short one, but it should satisfy your needs.
Editor's Note: We realize Mer-Man died in the last episode of "The Adventures of Aquaman," however, most continuity will be ignored. Because we can. And by "we" I mean "I." Oh smeg off.
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"Man, this place is boring. I can't even sit down straight. Damn leg fins."
"Purrr."
"Well, you're a cool cat aren't you? I've never been one for cats, but you're pretty nice, aren't you boy?"
"This is cool. I'd name you Aquacat, but that's stupid. Instead, I'll further this copyright infringement and name you 'Hobbes.'"
"What the...? Aquaman, what the hell are you doing?!!"
"Riding on my new pet tiger."
"You dumbass. Only I can ride a tiger."
"You know, He-man, I think you've got a real complex. Have you considered psychiatric help?"
"That does it! You're ass is mine, Aquabitch!"
"Not so fast! Assemble Aqua-Legion!"
"Kermit the Frog! Bluefrog! Mer-Man! Anti-Jaws! Octopussy! Attack!"
"By the light of Mattel, this is ridiculous!"
"Your time has come."
Once again the day is saved, thanks to...the Aqua-Legion!
"I know this place will get sued someday."