Okey...You know you're obsessed with Hanson when...
***You have bought every CD they have released, even the two independent albums and all the singles
***You buy every magazine with them in it, even if there is only one small paragraph
***Your wall is covered in pictures and posters of Hanson
***You named your new pet Taylor
***You tape every single appearance of Hanson on TV
***You said no to a date with the hottest guy at school because you know that one of the brothers is gonna call you and ask you to marry him
***You think and talk about Hanson all day long
***Whenever someone mentions the name Hanson, you scream
***Your anti-Hanson friends have become Hanson-lovers from being around you
***You insist that your boyfriend lets you call him Taylor
***Your parents and siblings are now Hanson fans
***It happens that you wake up in the middle of the night just because you have this feeling that Mmmbop is beeing played on MTV right now!
***You've been planing for years exactly what you're going to say, the first time you meet Hanson
***You stay locked in your room staring at a poster of Taylor
***You find a small crack on your Middle Of Nowhere CD case and cry until your mom gets you a new one
***You beg your mom for clear braces like Ike, even if you don't need them.
***You start calling your little brother Mackenzie
***You pretend your favorite Hanson goes to school with you and he's your boyfriend (and you keep talking to him all the time)
***Your friend asks you to go shopping with her after school, but you say no because you know your Hanson-posters would be dissapointed if you didn't come home after school
***You watch MTV all day long, hoping Hanson will be on, and when they do you start freaking out (even though you've seen it a million times before)
***You never listen to anything BUT Hanson or their fave groups
***You watch Walker, Texas Ranger (a tv show) just because Walker is the same name as Zac and thier father have.
***You've watched the Hanson movie so many times, you can repeat their conversations in your mind.
***You buy every single Hanson thing you see.
***You get really mad at yourself because you missed a Hanson appearance on TV!!!!!
***You imagine you're related to them!
***The only thing that ever goes through your mind is HANSON HANSON HANSON!
***You truly believe that you are the only one who truly loves them
***You laugh at how dumb some people can be. You know that you are going to marry Taylor, not them. How can they be so juvinile?
***Your parents receive a call from the Tulsa police station telling them that you broke into the Hanson's house to try and get a pair of the guys boxers
***You swer Taylor was looking at you when he sang "I will come to you" at the Hanson-consert.
***The kids you babysit beg their mothers not to let you take care of them anymore because you make them call each other Ike, Tay and Zac
***Every time you get online you go immediately to your mail to check if you got any mail from Hanson (ignoring letters from your friends)
***You party for 3 weeks after you find out there are no Madeline or Lucy.
***When you listen to "I Will Come to You", you can actually see Tay standing in your bedroom door with his arms out to you.
***You decide to move into the treehouse in Hanson's backyard
***You yell at your boyfriend for not looking like your favorite Hanson.
***You convince your parents that home schooling is better for you.
***You promis yourself to find Johnny to make Tay, Ike and Zac happy.
***Every time you hear Where's The Love you have to shout "Right here Tay!" (that's why your friends hate listning to that song with you)
***Your fav store is the GAP just because that is Hanson's favorite store and you think you might run in to them while you are there.
***You see three blond guys at the mall and you start fallowing them becouse you think it must be Hanson!
***You practis rolerblading every day because you think you have to be prepered for the day you'll meet Hanson
***You are imagining the Hanson's moving in next door and falling in love with you
***You talk to your Hanson posters as if they were real.
***You are in Tulsa, you pick this dr.Pepper bottle up from the ground...Intuition tells you it's Taylor who has been drinking it so you bring it home and save it. (No wait...That sounds like something a Backstreet boys fan would do...Hansonfans may be obsessed but not THAT obsessed!!)
***Your answering machine message says " Hi! If this is Hanson calling then please leave a message. I promise to call you as soon as I get home.
***You carry a plastic sword around EVERY WHERE you go, including school. (like Tay did as a kid)
***You breake up with your boyfriend because you feel like you're two-timing Taylor by going out with your boyfriend.
***When you are at the beach with your friends and one of them says that she wants to find a place in the sun, you start screaming at the top of your lungs that part of "Weird"
***In every conversation, you use tons of Hanson quotes.
***You've gone to every one of their concerts in the U.S
***You got your anti-hanson brother humming all the songs off middle of nowhere when he's not with his friends
***You start collecting shampoo bottles from hotels and use them, because Zac does.
***You have called the police station like 10 times to find out what happened to Johnny.
***At your school dance you get on the floor and kick off your shoes. (while all you're mates are watching you thinking you're a little weird)
***All of your friends have nightmares about Hanson when they sleep over at your house because of all the posters in your room.
***You have to kiss ALL your Hanson-posters godnight before you go to sleep.
***You find yourself playing with Legos
***You're laughing at this because you know it's true
