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A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. Do I look like a freakin' people person? I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. You! Off my planet! Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. You say I'm a bitch as if it's a bad thing. You look like shit. Is that the style now? One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day. Kentucky: Five million people, fifteen last names. Jesus loves you. It's everybody else that thinks you're an ass. Original 'point and click' was a Smith & Wesson. One seventh of your life will be spent on Monday. Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career. A day without sunshine is like night. Schizophrenia sure beats being alone! I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem. Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot. Forget about world peace...visualize using your turn signal. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. If you don't like the news, go out and make some. If you do a good deed, get a receipt in case Heaven is like the IRS. Real women don't have hot flashes...they have power surges. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill. How can I miss you if you won't go away? Keep honking..I'm reloading!
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