1. Your Harley doesn't care how many bikes you've ridden in the past.
2. Your Harley doesn't grow spare tires.
3. You can ride your Harley more than once every hour.
4. Your Harley won't get you pregnant.
5. Your Harley will never check out other women that are cooler or thinner than you.
6. Harleys don't have relatives.
7. Your Harley will never criticize your girlfriends.
8. Your Harley doesn't care what time of the month it is.
9. Your Harley will let you know when something is wrong.
10. You don't have to kick your Harley to keep it going.
11. If your Harley makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler for it.
12. If your Harley stinks, you can wash it.
13. Your Harley doesn't mind if you have a poster of the Harley-of-your dreams on your bedroom wall.
14. Your Harley will never try to pick up your girlfriends.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
15. There's nothing like the rumble of a Harley between the thighs.
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