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"Passionate kiss like spider web--soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like balloon--One prick--all gone!"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
"Man trapped in whore house get jerked around."
"Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails."
"Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Woman who wear G-string high on crack!"
"War not determine who right. War determine who left."
"Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house."
"Man who sleep in cat house by day sleep in dog house by night."
"Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night!"
"It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet high on pot!"
"Man who want pretty nurse must be patient."
"Better to be pissed off than pissed on."
"Boy who go to bed with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand."
"Man with hole in pocket fell cocky all day."
"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting pants on."
"Man who run behind bus get exhausted."
"Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion."
"Man who fish in other man's hole often catch crabs."
"He who fart in church sit in own pew."
"He who eat cracker in bed wake up feeling crummy."
"He who sleep on bed of nails is holy."
"Bird in hand make hard to blow nose."
"Butcher who back into meat grinder get little behind in orders."
"Man who piss into wind get pissed on."
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
"Man who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose."
"Place to look for helping hand is end of own arm."
Sheesh! Didn't this man EVER shut up???
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