Welcome to the Wishing Well. Type in the wish you want to come true! We'll
seal it, and drop it in our "special" well, and lower it to the bottom. Our
professional operators will then slowly raise your wish back to the surface.
We'll then print your wish below, with the advice
that's been mysteriously added to it.
There is no charge for this Amusement Park service. One wish is included in each
paid admission. We only ask that if your wish does come true, please return and share
your story and happiness with us. (Wednesday is 2 for 1 wish day) Good luck.
The Wish List
Anna: To get pregnant in 1999 with my husband Jeff!!
The Wishing Well smells love in the pre-spring air. You'll be receiving two
free tickets in the mail soon, for the Tunnel of Love. The Tunnel of Love Ride
will be reserved for only you and your hubby for the afternoon. Good Luck!
GentleSpirit: I used to wish I'd meet a gainfully employed, clean, well mannered,
romantic, thoughtful, considerate, caring guy. Now I just wish I can meet a
clean guy that speaks English.
The Wishing Well will be sending you a case of Mandex. It works just like Windex.
Except you use it on men. Just hose down a man who interests you with our product,
and he'll be squeaky clean! (Guaranteed not to streak, unless you want him to.)
Farrah: That the man of my dreams would make his fickle mind up..and stop coming and going!!
Farrah, we hear your plea. We'll be sending some people over to de-fickle your man,
while you confront him with these issues. We'll also send you some Mandex.
It sounds as though he could use a squirt or two of the stuff.
froggy610@aol.com: I just want to meet a nice guy. He can even have the potential
to be a jerk...as long as he is not one to me.
Froggy, do you know how to spell the word, desperate? I thought so!
Yes, there's plenty of jerks out there to go around. We here at the Wishing Well
even know one. (Looks in mirror) So don't give up hope!
Pollie: I wish that the CD I ordered from "CD Eventually" would get here!!!!!!
(CD NOW my ass!!!!!!)
The Wishing Well feels your pain, but sadly cannot read your future...Thats
because he's still waiting for a vinyl ALBUM from those guys that he
ordered somewhere around 1982!! Anybody still have a turntable??
Jessica: I wish I could marry zack and move out to Seattle with him.
The Wishing Well can see you listening to a fog horn, just off the Seattle Sound.
Can you hear it? Remember, never stop dreaming, just keep fluffing your pillow and hittin' the snooze button.
Deacon Blues: I wish Amy Hebert would dump her boyfriend and go out with me.
The Wishing Well says, send Amy a copy of Steely Dan's "AJA" CD. It'll hypnotize her!
The Duke: I wish that a Really hot, tall, blonde, Supermodel babe will go out with me. =)
Duke...listen to me...Hang out in the fresh produce section of the super-market.
The Wishing Well says soon you won't just be squeezin' grapefruit.....
The Stalker: I wish I had a whole buncha money so I could buy some stock in the Amusement Park.
I get
the feeling it's gonna be reeeeaaallllly big some day, and I wanna piece of the
action. But I'll settle for a little piece of the park manager....
Thanks for wishing us the best, but until you "get a whole buncha money", the Wishing Well
says call me at 1-900-The Manager, $5.99 a minute.
If you do get a buncha money, call me anytime, day or night,
at 1-800-Your Friend The Manager.....I'll be waiting...
Wolf6656: I wish for piece on earth, or she could bring a sleeping bag,
if the
grass tickles too much. Or a blanket, or a set of leather clothing
and a whip
and handcuffs, but I digress.
Well now, do I sense a full-moon? The Wishing Well says...Love awaits you if you'll only
mow the lawn, or purchase a Hammock. The whips and cuffs, sorry, yer on your own there.
Sofy: I wish I had a wish to make that isn't about love or money.
A very noble wish. May all your wishes come true, and, oh, you're gonna hit the Lotto.
NYbeauty:I wish for a Happy life and a GREAT Lover.
The Wishing Well says that's two wishes. But we'll try to deliver on the latter.
You may not be happy, but you're gonna find a Hunk!
Goddess Simone: I wish for 3 more wishes and a mood ring from the 70's.........
Three more wishes? Nice try, but we're not a GENIE! The Wishing Well does see
a mood ring, bell bottoms,
and love beads in your near future. Love and peace baby.
The Mighty Falcoria: I wish I could have the hour of my life that I spent at this site back.
LOLOLOLOL just kidding. I want a big dumb deaf mute man.
The Wishing Well is sorry, but it cannot, at this time, return your WASTED hour. However!!
We do know of a rather *large*, hard of hearing, exceptionally quiet, male nitwit.
You guessed it, the owner of this.... pitiful site.
Pastelgirl:I wish to meet an honest and sincere guy, who likes to start off as
friends and lets things grow from there. One who dosen't lie or cheat.....who likes to laugh and have fun.
The Wishing Well says you're gonna meet the President of the USA!! Wow,
what an honor!!..OOPS..( honest, sincere...doesn't lie or cheat)...The Wishing
Well hereby cancels that future meeting. I think it's for the better. Good luck!
Cool_Shades: I am going to give my wish to the young woman that wished for three
wishes
and the mood ring. I figure she could prolly benefit from the wish more
than I could.
And they said chivalry was dead!!! The Wishing Well, somewhat misty-eyed from
your compassionate wish, will put your name in the hopper for the year-end "Win a Weekend
at the Wishing Well" contest for two. Includes airfare and $5,000 spending money. Good luck!
(Offer not valid in California or Louisiana)
Copyright 1998 The Wishing Well.
The Wishing Well is entitled to a
piece of all fulfilled wishes.
