The sun has set on another enjoyable day at The Amusement Park.
The rides are closed, the moon is full, and the night is young.
Well pardner, now whatcha gonna do? Hole up in your fancy room at the
Park Motel? I didn't think so. C'mon and purchase your tickets for
Western World. The best doggone ride in the west.
Join our guide behind the Drive-in Movie Theater, where we'll fix you
and your *wife* up with Horses, refreshments, and head down the trail.
We'll take a beautiful moonlight trailride, and set up camp around
an authentic looking campfire. Dinner, drinks, sleeping bags, and
The Park Jamboree Singers™ are all included with yer paid admission.
For those guests still feeling frisky, The Park Saloon™ is only a
little ways over yonder. The Park Saloon™ features gamblin,
dancin,
and who knows what.
Yer all tuckered out and can't make it back to camp? That's OK,
The Park has deluxe accomodations at the town jail, so relax.
But be careful, Sheriff Simone has the keys, and the cuffs.
Enter the Saloon
