THE PARK CHAPEL
Yessir, why not tie the knot right here, at The Park Chapel!
Located just beyond the Parks final resting place.
(Be careful..crumbling tombstones)
You'll save 50% off the wedding rates, and free silk flowers,
with your current ticket stub.
You will also receive one nights
free
lodging at the Park Motel!
C'mon, what are you wating for.
Our fully ordained Park Priest, (pictured below) is on call, 24
hours a day. So c'mon, let's wake him up!
The on-call Park Reverend
BUT WAIT...THERES MORE...
You can have both your names, wedding date, and hometown engraved on
a brick and placed in our walk of love.(Shown below) Thousands will pass
by and see your name proudly displayed as they walk over you
on there way to the Tilt-O-Whirl.
Our wonderful Park-walk-of-love.
Have a nice night..the Management.