Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to men
of all marital status. Please note: the names of some
courses have been changed. Attendance in at least 10 of the
following courses is mandatory.
1. Combating stupidity.
2. You Can Do Housework, Too.
3. PMS - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut.
4. How to Fill an Ice Tray.
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas -Give Us
Money!
6. Understanding the Female Response to You Coming in Drunk
at 4 AM.
7.Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formally titled "Don't Wash
My Silks")
8.Parenting - No It Doesn't End with Conception.
9.Get a Life - Learn to Cook.
10.How Not to Act Like An Jerk When You're Obviously Wrong.
11.Spelling - Even You Can Get if Right.
12.Understanding your Financial Incompetance.
13.You - The Weaker Sex.
14.Reasons to Give Flowers.
15.Why It Is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But
the Washroom.
16.Garbage - Getting It to the Curb.
17.I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please.
18.How To Put the Toilet Lid Down.
19.'The Weekend' and 'Sports' Are not Synonyms.
20.Give Me A Break! - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Bull.
21.How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost.
22.The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency.
23.Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex.
24.Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes.
25.Mothers-in-Law - They Are People Too.
26.How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children.
27.You Too Can Be A Designated Driver.
28.Male Bonding - Leaving Your Friends At Home.
29.Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson (Especially When
Naked).
30.Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works.
31.The Attainable Goal - Omitting "@&$^@#!" From Your
Vocabulary.
32.Fluffing The Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary.
Please register immediately as courses are in great demand.