It's your decision =
The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want =
You'll pay for this later

We need to talk =
I need to complain

Sure...Go ahead =
I don't want you to

I'm not upset =
Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly =
You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You're certainly attentive tonight =
Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not over reacting! =
I've got my period

Be romantic, turn out the lights =
I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient =
I want a new house

I want new curtains =
and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes =
the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

Hang the picture there =
NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise =
I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? =
I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? =
I did something today you're really not going to like

I'll be ready in a minute =
Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? =
Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate =
Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? =
[Too late, you're dead.]

Yes =
No

No =
No

Maybe =
No

I'm sorry =
You'll be sorry

Do you like this recipe? =
It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

Was that the baby?=
Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep

I'm not yelling! =
Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

All we're going to buy is a soap dish =
It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?