"I'm sleepy" =
I'm sleepy

"I'm tired" =
I'm tired

"Do you want to go to a movie?" =
I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I take you out to dinner?" =
I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I call you sometime?" =
I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"May I have this dance?" =
I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Nice dress!" =
Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." =
I want to fondle you

"What's wrong?" =
I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this

"What's wrong?" =
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" =
I guess sex tonight is out of the question

"I'm bored" =
Do you want to have sex?

"I love you" =
Let's have sex now

"I love you, too" =
Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" =
I liked it better before

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" =
$50 and it doesn't look any different!

"Let's talk" =
I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

"Will you marry me?" =
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

"I like that one better" (while shopping) =
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!!!