A blonde and her brunette friend were talking. "I hate all the
blonde jokes people say."
"Oh, they are only jokes. There are alot of stupid people out
there. Here I'll prove it to you."
So they went outside and hailed a taxi driver."Please take
me to 29 Nickle Street to see if i'm home." said the brunette.
The taxi drove them and when they finally got out the brunette
looked at the blonde and said."See that guy was really stupid."
"No kidding." replies the blonde,"there was a pay phone just
around the corner, you could have called instead."
The staff at my market research company must telephone people
at home. They are sometimes met with hostility, but one woman
pleasantly agreed to help and then patiently answered all our
questions during a 20-minute interview.
Finishing up, the interviewer asked the final question of the
survey: "Do you have any comments or suggestions?"
"Yes," the woman replied, pausing for a moment.
"Don't call me again."
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long
flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing
white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone
tablets under the other arm.
George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses."
The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.
George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view
and asked again, "Aren't you Moses".
The man continued to peruse the ceiling.
George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again,
"Aren't you Moses".
The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am".
George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied,
"The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the
desert".
