2. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where some women go to dye.

3. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

4. CHICKENS: Animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

5. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

6. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

7. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

8. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

9. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

10. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

11. MYTH: A female moth.

12. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all.

13. RAISIN: Celery with a sunburn.

14. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

15. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

16. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

17. TOMORROW: One of today's greatest labor saving devices.

18. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

19. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

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