10.) Sports do not interest you unless you can play them with a controller.
9.) In the middle of your room is a giant shrine to Miyamoto.
8.) Your entire wardrobe is adorned with logos of various games.
7.) You think your high school should make gaming a varsity sport.
6.) You were wrought with guilt the day you traded in your Saturn for a PlayStation.
5.) You think there should be a Nobel Prize for video games.
4.) You believe there is a good chance you can make a living competing in video games as a professional.
3.) When exposed to the sun, your skin breaks out in a rash, and your eyes brun with the intensity of a thousand super novas.
2.) Before you play a game, you strap on a pair of gaming gloves to reduce blisters and calluses.
1.) Games good. Girls bad. Or perhaps, Games good. Boys bad.
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