Announcing the UNVCTeam Meeting

That's right gang, it's that time again. You don't want to miss the upcoming team meeting. It's gonna be held this coming Wednesday, September 23rd, in the Weiner Conference Room. There are all kinds of activities planned.

• Nancy Menton...
  ...will tell everyone how much fun it is to have a cubicle right next to your spouse's cubicle.
• Peggy Harris...
  ...will fill us in on how the increase in RoboHelp projects directly influences the sale of Clairol hair products.
• John Wyndham...
  ...will report on his findings as to just where the heck did the name "COMPAQ" come from...don't miss it.
• Kirk Fleming...
  ...will update us on how the recent crop of new hires are dealing with Florida State's football team falling from the top ten and will also review all the books in the PICT library...both of them.
• Mike Scopa...
  ...will show home video of him planting 260 bulbs last Saturday...not for the squeamish....leave the kids at home.
• Timo Kuosmanen...
  ...will entertain us with his latest hand shadows...don't miss his finale..."Monica and Bill."
• Lynne Lorrey...
  ...will discuss her new book...in the style of Steven King..."Silence in the Orchard." Don't ask her about it....it's none of your bees-wax.
• Shirley Kaltenbach...
  ...fresh back from her record breaking 4,000th UNIX Symposium will give us her insight into how it felt to share the spotlight with other record breakers Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa.
• John Clark...
  ...just invested in an old saloon...he's renovating it and will tell us all about owning his own "Clark Bar" (snicker).
• Mary Gasiorowski...
  ...will have yet another box of jellies for everyone to enjoy.
• Mary Roche...
  ...will explain why she is convinced that she is not carrying quintuplets...hint: cheesecloth.
• Lisa Benoit a.k.a Lisa Vermette...
  ...will display a list of names she'll never give any of her future offspring....first one on the list...Kermit....Kermit Vermette?

Of course this isn't going to be free but your admission to this extravaganza is easy. Just send me your status and any issues...yes I've already received some doozies....

• From Mary G. and Shirley..."When are we going to hold a team meeting in Hawaii?"
• From Mary Roche... "Who's the wise guy who sent me the "Rosemary's Baby" video?"
• From Mike Scopa... "I did not have sex with that (Minnie) Mouse. I did not use cheese to bribe anyone to lie...it's time for me to go back to work for the Capacity Planner people."

Oh yeah...keep in mind that this meeting will start at 10:30...and will be held in the Weiner Conference room.

So please mail me (michael.scopa@digital.com) with your status and issues by Tuesday afternoon.

Of course if you don't send your status then Kenneth Starr may release a report on you.