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_An_Elephant_Recipe_


Ingredients:

1 lb elephant
2 fresh monkeys
1 1/2 Tbs purple duck
1 dozen llamas

Method:

First cut the elephant into small pieces no larger than a small toe.  Coat each piece with flour 
and set aside. Next mix one fresh monkey, and all the llamas in a large bowl and pound
them vigorously. Put the mixture into a pan and heat it over a green & purple flame. In a
small bowl, add the remaining monkey and the purple duck, stir them together, and spread
the mixture over the pieces of elephant. Saute the pieces of elephant in a pan just until
they begin to become blue. Then add them to the mixture in the pan. Cook it for 12
hours and serve hot with a pink red wine.

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