The_Royal_Family:
King Herbert, the King of the Elephants
Helena, the Elephant Queen
Herbert II, the Elephant Prince
Hannalee, the Elephant Princess
PINKY, THE Pink Elephant
Some_Familiar_Favourites:
Mayo and Beef, the Burger Brothers
Kernel Popcorn, the army elephant
Phantom, the mysterious elephant
Oozer, the squishy elephant
GFON, the gay-freak-of-nature elephant
Po, the telephant
Bug, the firefly elephant
Buddy, the friendly elephant
Spanky, the kinky elephant
Gonzo, the party elephant
Chug, the drunk elephant
Ellie, the wise old elephant
April, the 18th elephant
Some_New_Arrivals:
George - The funny elephant that thinks he's a Spanish Flea
Snickers - The snickering elephant
Ace - The gambling elephant
SPAM - The processed elephant
Molson - the Canadian Elephant
Yankee - The American Elephant -and his twin brother:
Doodle - the fugitive American Elephant that ran away to Mexico
Cheddar - the cheesy elephant
Peaches, the corny elephant, and
Korny, the peachy elephant
Carrot - the vegetarian elephant
Yoga - the therapeutic elephant
Yoda - the elephant backwards talking
KitKat, the elephant with no wafer
Bird, the flowery elephant (a.k.a. "Bambi")
Potatoe - the unedible elephant
(don't ask me what an edible elephant is....)
Sail - the boatsaleselephant
Mr. President - the presidential elephant
SPED - the "special" elephant
Toona- the fishy elephant
Bizkit, the limp elephant
(his trunk muscles are shot)
Batman, the superhero elephant
Whip - the creamy elephant
Spaz - the spastic elephant
Pepperoni- the peethza delivery elephant
Fonz - the COOL elephant
You, the odd elephant
Me, the selfish elephant
Kibbles & Bits, the canine elephants
Duck Duck & Goose, the bird-like elephants
Sausage, the paranoid elephant who thinks everyone's out to fry him
Plutonium (Pluto for short), the radioactive elephant
The_Celebs:
Johnny, the elephant with an identity crisis
Rok, the best elephant
Dee, the winking elephant
Kaos, the uh, well, we're not really sure how to describe him...
Train, the elephant train
Lucky, the lucky elephant
CJ, the serious elephant
Curly, the singing elephant
Scoop, the laid-back elephant
And_Celebratory:
Egg, the Easter elephant
Ghost and Freak, the Hallowe'en elephants
Bumblebee, the Summer elephant
Ice and Snow, the Winter elephants
Dew, the Spring elephant
The_Families:
Glich, Spark, Gweeto, Murk, and Crack,
the baby green & purple polka-dotted elephants.
Actually, they're toddlers now.
The JOE Family: Joe Schmoe, SuperJoe,
Bobba Joe, Moe Joe, and Joe Louis
The BOB Family: BillyBob, Bob-Bob, Bobby, Joe-Bob, and Bobba-Joe
(also a member of the Joe Family- they're all distant cousins)
And...well...US!
Andi, the giggly elephant
Eduardo, the bisexual elephant
Janiques, the druggie elephant
Cindy, the imaginary elephant
Chuck, the obsessive elephant
Benny, the hyperventilating elephant
Arfo, the Lance-loving elephant
Cupid, the completely crazy elephant
Al, the broken-hearted, depressed elephant
Penny, the cheap elephant
Stephie, the englishly-challenged elephant
Sir Jack @$$, the troubled elephant
Rainbow Moonbeam, the alternative elephant
that actually gets along well with the llamas
Zip, the Klutzy elephant
Giles, the sweet elephant
Emma, the spicy elephant
Lady Anabella, the 'special' elephant
Kiwi, the not-so-angelic elephant
Scully, the supernatural elephant
Leia, the fiesty elephant
Touch-and-Go, the handy elephant
Mixmaster Prior, the cool elephant
Mandee, the cute elephant
Kreez, the shy elephant
Learle, the annoyed elephant that hates her name
Twig, the ballerina elephant
Pillow, the soft, comfy elephant
Timi, the quiet elephant
Nat, the spunky elephant
Penguin, the confused elephant
Phanie, the loud, over-excited elephant
Brynner - the elephant in a bottle
Lorla, the elephant with too much time on her hands
There are currently 118 Elephants in total.
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