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Did you know that Jeremiah Revere saves all of his urine in tightly sealed jars in case the Great Lakes are ever sold and pumped dry by the goverenment?

Birthdate: N/AEveryone CALM DOWN so you can hear my MESSAGE!

Measurements: 6' 1"

Hobbies: Hunting pasture cows, mudbogging

Turn-ons: Armalites, Betty Page or any woman in a black pointy bra

Turn-offs: Permits, licenses, taxes


Not enough can be said about Jeremiah's contributions to Militious-Redneck Roulette. In fact, it's almost impossible to know where to begin! From his dark and colorful (if strangely vague) past, to his competent (when overdubbed) musicianship to his inspiring (when re-written) lyrical contributions, Jeremiah may be the very heart and soul of the band (bullshit)! If the truth were known, it was Jeremiah who set the band on its course (more bullshit). Rather than get into specifics about his contributions (since no one can remember any), suffice it to say that Jeremiah inspires the other band members more through his actions than his words (because he mumbles so much no one can understand him). A versatile performer (he often dances when he can't remember how to play the songs), Jeremiah is the only musician in rock music today to play the amplified jaw harp, harmonica and slide guitar! He also sings (yodels) and lays down solid (two-note) bass lines on the band's most powerful tracks. To learn more about Bitely's bad boy, click here.

(NOTE: Parenthetical comments were added by Cletus)