Welcome to the Dork Quiz. If you pass the quiz, you will know that
you're a Dork. All you need to do is look at every question, remember or
write down your answer (either 'True' or 'False', or a, b, c, or d) and
then click on the 'Answers' link on the bottom of the page. Remember to
choose the answer that makes the least sense!
1)If you had a million dollars, would you...
a)Spend it on afro shampoo.
b)Buy a limo and a mansion and live in the lap of luxury for the rest of your life.
c)Donate it all to charity.
2)If you had a flannel shirt, would you...
a)Wear it.
b)Burn it
c)Turn it into a rubber chicken and wear it.
3)You see a sick rubber chicken laying on the sidwalk. Do you...
a)Keep walking.
b)Stomp on it's head, laugh, and run away.
c)Bring it home, nurse it back to health, and release it back into the wild.
4)If you could have anything you wanted, you would have...
a)A million dollars..
b)An afro.
c)Psychic powers.
5)If you saw John Wayne eating a bean burrito, would you...
a)Tell yourself that you're crazy..
b)Get his autograph.
c)Eat strawberry flavored carpet.
6)True or False...
Hanson Sucks.
7)NOT FINISHED
8)NOT FINISHED
Now you will grade yourself on the quiz. You probably should write your
answers down if you haven't already.
