Dan is a human being of many, many emotions. He could be bloaded on a toilet seat eating bowl after bowl of sour cream, or he could be crying while listening to Hum. He could even be at Burger King on a Tuesday night, beating the crap out of any kid who won't give him what he truly wants, his missing Pokeman trading card. Oh yes, Dan is 100% Emo ladies and Gentleman, and you and I both know that this man LOVES Rhinos.
Dan's feels like he's gotta SAVE THOSE TREES!