DEAR DIARY
AUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Michigan. It is so beautiful here. The forest is so majestic. Can hardly wait to see the snow covering them.
OCT. 15 Michigan is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful forest and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly, they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise, I love it.
NOV. 11 Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such gorgeous creatures. Hope it will snow soon. Love it here.
DEC. 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a post card. went outside and cleared the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snow plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Michigan.
DEC. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.
DEC. 19 More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I'm exhausted from shoveling. Fricking snowplow.
DEC. 22 More of that white crap fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. Jerk.
DEC. 25 Merry Fricking Christmas. More friggin' snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-gun who drives the snow plow, I swear I'll kill him. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the fricking ice.
DEC. 27 More white crap last night. Been inside for 3 days, except for shoveling out the driveway after the snowplow goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, car's stuck in a mountain of white crap. Weather man says to expect another 10 inches of the crap again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow ten inches is?!?
DEC. 28 The fricking weather man was wrong. We got 34 inches of the white crap this time. At any rate, it won't melt before summer! The snow plow got stuck up the road, and the jerk came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken 6 already shoveling all of the crap he pushed into my driveway, I broke the last one over his friggin' head.
JAN. 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food, and on the way back, a dang deer ran out in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3000 damage to the car. Those f-ing beasts should be killed. Wish the dang hunters had killed them all last November.
MAY 3 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from all that dang salt they put all over the roads?!
MAY 10 Moved to Arizona. Can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that God-forsaken state of Michigan.
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