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Human name: Rodney Zuno name: FreeXone FreeXone is the Steel Tycoon of all Zuno. He owns more steel mills than anybody ever thought possible. He has made billions of dollars in the industry. He started out in the accounting department of American Eagle Outfitters, bored out of his gourd. He quit his job, and after watching an episode of the Simpson's decided that Steel Tycoon would be a very fitting title. He quickly used his accounting abilites (don't ask us how, but he did) to fly up the ladder in the steel industry. Zuno steel is very special compared to earthly steel. Because of it's abnormal atomic make-up, it appears in several different colors. The best way to describe it would be to look at an oil leak under a car. The dark hues of all colors running together. Because of this, buildings on Zuno look unlike anything anywhere else. The steel also has a high yeild strength, yet remains ductile enough so that it won't become brittle under mass amounts of stress. FreeXone was the first to realize the potential for mass marketing this amazing product. FreeXone steel is used all over Zuno as a safe alternative to those harmful plastics that can be burned to make toxic fumes. While heavy as hell, it's still good for the enviroment. This picture was taken from an ad campaign (created by fuman) showing off how Zunonian steel sunglasses looked on a Zunonian. FreeXone strutted his stuff down the runway, and right off the end, falling into the crowd below. While Zunonian steel is great, it's not a good idea to use it as a lens in glasses. Almost all legal steel production on Zuno is centered at the FreeXone. |
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Human name: Ryan Zuno name: Glitch Glitch is the Head of Mergers and Acquisitions on Zuno. While that may sound like a corporate job on earth, it's more of an import thing on Zuno. His business is sort of like a customs department, accepting goods from different planets, including Earth. Because of continued hostilites between Zuno and France, nothing French makes it through. The most popular earthly products, at least according to Glitch are Mountain Dew and Duct tape. Every shipment of Earthly goods is overwhelmed by cases and cases of Mountain Dew and Duct tape. Amazingly though, while the Zunonian public's enthusiasm for these products is lukewarm, there are shortages. Rumor has it, Glitch has a couple warehouses chock jam full of Mountain Dew and Duct tape, his own personal stash. There have been rumors that Glitch's business is only a front for some deeper criminal organization. One incident involved some upstart business men have tried to open there own export/import businesses. Each of the new guys opened new warehouses, but within days of each opening, they closed back down, inexplicably. One business owner chose to stay open, and after a month of buisiness, his entire operation was blown to kingdom come. Rumors abound that the explosion was similar to the ones that routinely destroy French things in France, but nothing has been confirmed. Glitch most recently lobbied Elvis to issue a new $1.87 tax on all rumors concerning him and his business. The bill passed by a landslide, 1-0. The new bill stands to make Glitch millions of dollars a year. If you hear a rumor involving Glitch or his business, it is your legal obligation under penalty of law to send $1.87 in check or money order to the page of desecration. |
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Human name: Melissa Zuno name: VampireSamauri Background to be posted Melissa's Page |
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Human name: Nate Zuno name: Snake Background to posted. Snake's Pit. |
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