Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1998 15:11:32 -0700
Subject: WEIRD-ASS DREAM I HAD
Hey Stang,
I had this weird-ass dream last night and I felt the need to tell you about it. It started with me going to the bank with someone. At the parking lot I saw a car with Sub-G related bumper stickers on it. The owner recognized me as a Subgenius by the Dobbshead button that I had on my shirt. We talked for a while then I went in the bank. As I was waiting in line the F.B.I. busts into the place with the cops for a drug bust. I, with my natural distrust for the law, sneeked out of the bank in the confusion. I go to where my ride was waiting for me, only to find out that he wasn't there anymore! Luckly the Subgenius that I had met was still in the parking lot so I asked him if he could give me a ride to the local hobby store.
He did and when I got there I went inside to buy a rulebook about one of my favorite wargames(Warhammer 40,000). After I had perchased the book I noticed that several W.C.W.wrestling personalities were also in the store. Now I don't know if you know much about W.C.W. wrestling so just bare with me if you don't. The current world heavyweight champion is someone named Bill Goldberg and the "bad guys" of the moment are a group known as "the New World Order", and both were at this hobby store!
As I was talking to Goldberg I noticed that his championship belt was dismantaled so I had decided to find out who did it. I went over to the N.W.O. group that consisted of "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan, the Giant, and Curt Hennig to ask them who did the belt smashing. That's when I discovered that IrRev. Friday Jones was hanging out with them!
She first took credit for destroying the belt and then she walked out of the store. Soon the place closed up and I was forced to walk home.
As I was walking I spotted a park area with a lot of activity. As I investigated I noticed that most of the cars parked there had Sub-G related bumper stickers on them. When I went into the park I recognised several church personalities such as Dr. Legume, Rev. Susie the Floozie, Rev. Modemac, Rev. Moxie, among others. Unfortunitly you wern't there, but there was a lot of posters with your face on them all over the place.
I thought, "How fucking cool! A devival in MY HOMETOWN!!!"
We were treated to a "Xist commmunique slide show" by Dr. Legume upon which I pestered him by making "BLOOP!" noises whenever he flipped to the next slide. (ala traditional school film strip fashion) After that there was an anti-music show by Rev. Groovy G. (which was odd, as I've never seen the man before so my unconsious had to invent a face for him) Later as I walked around the park I met the rapper "Method Man" from the Wu-Tang clan.
I asked him for his autograph and he gave it to me. Then I woke up.
Now tell me, is this some kind of prophetic dream....or did I just eat something last night that I shouldn't have?
Thanks,
Bishop Two Beans
P.S. This is no joke! I really dreampt all of this up last night!!!
