Essential Male Training
Welcome to the E.M.T web page. This is where you will learn to train your men to
do your bidding. =) Now I know what you're all thinking...."Why would I want him
to do that?" Well, let's take a look at the words to "The Man Song" *S*
*He's the man. He's the man*
I don't take no crap from anyone else but you,
I wear the pants around here when I finish with your laundry.
Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight,
When I say "jump" you say "yeah right!"
I'm the man of this house until you get home.
*He's the man. He's the man*
What I say goes around here, right out of the window.
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining, so I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn whose boss around here,
The sooner you can give me my orders dear.
Cause I'm head honcho around here but it's all in my head.
*He's the man. He's the man*
And I can have sex anytime that you want.
Cause I'm a man that has needs,
But they are not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from me,
Cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
I'm the king of my castle when you're not around.
*He's the man. He's the man*
And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready to sleep on the couch.
Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do,
And I'm gonna go what you tell me to.
Cause I'm top dog around here,
But I've been neutered.
*He's the man. He's the man*
Keep this in the back of your mind and you will always have the upper hand in
all situations. *S* First, let's begin with the basics....there are a five
things that an E.M.T should know.
1. You ALWAYS have the right to change your mind at minimum
five times without complaint from the man.
2. You never have to explain yourself to him in any way, shape, or form.
3. Although physical violence is strictly forbidden, forboding looks are not!
4. You are right, you have always BEEN right and you always WILL be right.
5. If all else fails, toss him a pair of your pants and see if he can get into them.
When he states that he can't, tell him it's going to stay that way until he changes his ways
to your way.
Now that you have the beginning techniques, go out there and train your man! *LOL*
