THE MST:
The crew is in the kitchen, enjoying a lunch of grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup prepared by Tux.
Sin: I’m actually surprised this tastes as good as it does; and that there’s no hair in it.
Tux: Oh don’t you ever start about that. I already know I’m hairy.
Suddenly the PA system springs to life, informing all gathered to make their way to the lobby.
Figure: Ah, I see the lot of you are here. I have two stories for you today, and also two additional guests waiting for you in the theater.
Tux: It’s not the marilith and succubus again is it?
Figure: No. Not this time, now stop wasting my time and get to your jobs.
With that everyone heads to the theater.
Tux (grumbling): The grilled cheese will be cold by the time we get back.
Kit: Well, you can always warm it up again you know.
Tux: It’s just not the same.
Once inside the theater the doors all shut and the locking mechanisms slide into place.
An anthro serval sits reclined on one of the foremost chairs of the theater, a small black shape that is a cat curled on her lap. Both look up when the newcomers enter, she gives a smirk and a small wave in greeting.
Silver: Hey there, I'm Silver, and this is Ebony.
The cat on her lap merely yawns, not even bothering to say anything right now as he curls back up.
Tux: Well it’s better than the succubus.
Kit: Tux, you’re rude. Anyway, pleased to meet you Silver and Ebony. I’m Kit, the dragoness is Sin, then there’s Natasha, and the quiet one is Valistinasa.
Valistinasa: I don’t need you to introduce me.
With that everyone takes their seats.
Tales of Collin
Tux: Well at least it’s not Duck Tales, I still can’t get that theme song out of my head.
Kit: Just don’t start singing.
Sin: Never heard of it.
Tux: That’s probably because the only thing you end up watching is porn.
Sin: And you’re one to complain?
Tux: It is a little distracting when you and Natasha are going at it too.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Legend of Zelda game series,
Natasha: Something all of us are aware of I’m sure.
nor any of the characters from them. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Kit: I should hope no one would pay you to do this.
Tux: Well, 3D Realms did get to fuck around for twelve years while getting paid to do basically nothing.
Kit: Oh don’t remind me.
Collin looked out the window in the living room of his house,
Natasha: I have a bad feeling about this, Mistress.
Sin: It’s ok pet, it can’t be worse than anything else we’ve seen.
looking out at his village, as it was experiencing a beautiful, sunny day.
Tux: Oh yeah, it was experiencing that day but good. It was going to get its money worth out of this day if it had to leave it broken and bloody from all the rough sex.
Kit: Must you be that disturbing in front of company?
Tux: Yes. Yes, I do.
Sin: No you don’t. You just like showing off.
Even the sun couldn’t get rid of his restlessness, however.
Natasha: Um, I don’t think that any astral body can get rid of someone’s restlessness.
Sin: No, if you’re restless I doubt it matters if it’s day or night, you’ll still be restless.
It was only a month ago that Link had returned home
Tux: Penis is hand and a goofy grin on his face.
from seeing the world outside the village.
Natasha: To be fair I’m sure he could have seen it from inside the village too, maybe not as much of it, but he could have seen it nonetheless.
It had also been several months since the day Collin and Ilia were kidnapped
Tux: Beaten, raped, and forced to work as sex slaves to Al Gore.
Kit (slapping Tux in the back of the head): Stop it, stop it now.
Tux (rubbing the back of his head): Ouch. Did you have to do it that hard?
then saved by none other than Link.
Silver: Big surprise there.
Tux: I’m just waiting for the day that Link’s penis becomes a bigger hero than him.
The village had moved on with their lives since then, happy that everyone is safe once again.
Ebony: Something about that sentence bugs me. . .
Silver: Glad you could join us, Ebony.
Sin: I have to agree with the cat, something about that sentence is odd.
Valistinasa: The fact that villages are inanimate objects and therefore do not have lives is one of them.
Collin had moved on from that incident as well.
Silver: As apposed to reliving it every waking moment of his life.
Kit: I don’t know which Tux relives more, the relationship he had, or all of the pizza he’s eaten.
Tux: I’ve masturbated to both.
Kit (shuddering): I could have gone without knowing that.
He sighed.
Silver: And then proceeded to pry out his right eyeball with a rusty spork.
Ebony: *Just stares at Silver.*
What he couldn’t get past was Link himself.
Silver: *bored* I really can't imagine why.
Tux: It was probably because Link kept mistaking him as a goat.
For the past month he had been avoiding Link, only seeing him long enough
Silver: For some hot buttsecks in the barn, Link always did like it when the goats decided to join in.
Ebony: Where did that come from?
Silver: Hell if I know.
Natasha: You’re almost as bad as Tux.
Silver: Thank you.
to say hello. Since he had been gone, Collin could feel a void somewhere in his
Silver: Ass.
heart. He was certainly glad when Link appeared,
Tux: Granted it scared the holy fuck out of him the first time he just randomly stepped out of thin fucking air, but it’s something you get used to, especially when he has a foot long penis.
Kit: You’re almost as bad as the author Tux.
but the empty feeling inside of him kept bothering him.
Silver: The innuendo, it's everywhere!
Ebony: With you, that's not surprising.
Silver: *Glares at Ebony*
Sin: I like sexual innuendos, especially when they lead to sex.
Tux: When do you and Natasha ever get to use innuendoes when you’re going at each other that much?
Sin (pinching Tux’s cheek): You’re so cute when you’re jealous.
Collin was such an innocent boy,
Silver: My ass.
Tux: I’m sure he’s more innocent than a woman that breaks a vibrator in six months.
Sin: Someone was a busy beaver.
Kit: Do you have to encourage him?
Sin: It’s fun, sometimes.
Tux; I’m ri-
Sin (placing a hand over Tux’s mouth): Shush, the grownups are talking dear.
but even he was smart enough to realize why he didn’t feel right around Link anymore…
Tux: That might have been the fact that he stabbed him at random whenever he hung around him though.
Collin was deeply in love with Link.
Silver: *sarcasm* There's a surprise.
Natasha: It can’t be worse than the one with Dark Link we read, I hope.
He wanted to be with him so badly, but how could he?
Silver: Oh I can think of a few ways. . .
Tux: You could drug him and rape him with whatever objects happen to be at hand. You could also just scream at him to put it in your bum.
Kit: I’m beginning to think you need a muzzle Tux.
Besides the fact that they were both boys,
Ebony: Like that's ever stopped anyone in any of these fanfictions before.
Tux: Like that one time with Malon and a horse.
Kit: I wish you’d stop bringing that up.
how could someone like Link
Tux: Well, the fact that he knows what he’s doing and my ex probably fantasized about him while having sex with me might be one reason.
Sin: Oh cheer up Tux. I’ll spank you later if you want.
be willing to choose him over someone like Ilia, or possibly any other woman he had met during his excursion?
Silver: Well, if he was gay, and or liked little boys, maybe.
Natasha: I never had sexual relations with anyone I met on any of my adventures.
It had took Link leaving for Collin to realize that he wanted to be
Silver: Fucked by him until he couldn't feel feelings anymore.
Ebony: . . . What.
Silver: I don't know. . .
Tux (singing): I want to be lov-
Kit (slapping her hands over Tux’s mouth): No! You should know better by now.
something more than a friend, or seemingly like a little brother, to the young man.
Silver: So he has an incest fetish?
Tux: Can’t be any more strange than a breast feeding fetish.
Silver: True.
Sin: I still say that’s pretty hot.
Tux: Oh shush you overgrown acid factory.
Collin sighed. What would he do?
Silver: Run, run as fast as you can from this fanfiction!
Kit: I wish we could do the same. I really do.
“Collin, can you come here, please? His mother called out from his parents’ bedroom.
Silver and Ebony: Uh oh.
Tux (as Uli): I think your father got his penis stuck in my ass again, be sure to bring the crowbar.
“Alright.” he responded, walking away from the window finally.
Kit: Well, he certainly wasn’t going to be able to do both at the same time.
It was just him and his mother in the house,
Sin: Well, at least we know Tux’s statement isn’t going to come to pass. I still say he’s a witch though.
Tux: Stop teasing me about that!
as his father was out spending time with his new born baby sister.
Tux: Breast feeding and changing diapers.
Ki (sighing): Tux. Stop being disturbing.
“Did you need help with something, Mom?”
Natasha: Oh, I feel this is going to a bad place.
Tux: Namely his mother’s vagina.
he asked as he walked into her room, assuming she needed his help moving something.
Kit: That would be what one would think when they’re called upon.
Natasha: True, I was never called upon just to have someone ask how my day was.
Silver: That would generally piss me off if someone did that.
“Mom?” he called out, looking around.
Tux: Cock twitching like a metronome.
Sin: You certainly have a way with words Tux.
Kit: I think half of the time it’s the wrong way.
He then heard the door close behind him.
Tux: Danger Will Roberson! Danger!
Before he could look behind him, he was suddenly face down on the bed,
Sin: Well, she certainly works fast.
Tux: Not as fast as you; I’ve never seen a human being hogtied that fast.
hearing his mom giggling above him.
Kit: Mothers should not be doing what she’s about to do.
Silver: I want to die.
Ebony: Now now Silver, we've already been through that.
“Finally, I have you all to myself.” she whispered in his ear
Tux: Taking a bite out of his left ear.
…rather seductively. “There is no time to be depressed, honey.”
Sin: It is kind of hard to be depressed when you’re sexually aroused.
Tux: That settles it, we give all the emo kids pills that will give them orgasms every hour on the hour.
Kit: I’m just glad you don’t have the ability to put any of your ludicrous plans into action.
Tux: They’re not ludicrous!
Natasha: Yes they are Tux.
Tux (dejectedly): Fine.
“Ahnn, M-Mom!”
Tux: So I guess at this point in time we can really call Collin a stupid mother fucker eh?
Kit: That’s not funny Tux.
Silver: *Snickers*
Collin was suddenly flipped onto his back,
Sin: It is kind of hard to have sex with a man if you can’t get the penis inside of you. Not that they ever last more than five minutes anyway.
Silver: *Waves her hand idly* Sadly. . .
where he saw his mother finally, completely naked, her large breasts staring him in the face.
Tux: I have the sudden metal image of large tits with googly eyes.
Kit: That’s a disturbing image, I wish you hadn’t shared.
Silver: The image of that woman with Gir painted on her torso, so that her boobs were the eyes, comes to mind. . .
Collin’s face was completely red.
Sin: Then I’d hate to see him if he saw my tits.
Tux: Well considering they’d probably crush him, I don’t think he’d know quite what to do.
Sin: You’re trying to flatter me again aren’t you?
She was quick to remove his clothing, revealing her son’s supple body to her.
Tux: Reveling in the utter wrongness of the moment before finally coming to her senses and hanging herself with her own entrails.
Silver: Wishful thinking will get us nowhere.
“You’re mine now, little one.”
Tux: Oh fuck! That’s the same thing I hear every night from my neighbors!
Silver: You know, that statement could be really sexy if said by the right person. . .
Ebony: *rolls eyes* I know exactly who you're thinking of, too.
Silver: Of course you do.
she licked her lips. Uli pushed his hands above his head,
Natasha: I don’t know if push is quite the word for it.
Sin: A good dominate doesn’t have to do anything.
placing them through loops of rope attached to the frame of the bed.
Tux (dryly): Convenient that.
Collin never had a chance to notice that they were there.
Kit: Probably because it’s such an utter plot convenience that it wouldn’t make any sense for them to be there in the first place.
She then tightened the loops around his wrists,
Tux: And around his neck for good measure.
Kit: This story is bad enough without your input.
so that they were now immobile.
Sin: That kind of depends on how long the length of rope is too.
“Mom, stop!”
Silver: Those words are going to haunt me. Curse my overactive imagination. . .
Tux (singing): Stop in the na-
Kit (slapping her hands over Tux’s mouth): You like being touched like this I’m beginning to think.
“Shhh,” she cooed, placing a finger against his lips. She then turned to the foot of the bed, spreading his legs wide.
Silver: Oh no. I'm going into that state of shock again.
Tux: Unfortunately she spread them too wide and ended up breaking his hip in the process.
That’s when Collin noticed more rope attached to the posts.
Ebony: Boy she sure was prepared eh?
Silver: I suppose that'd be best, I mean, if you're planning on raping someone.
Tux: Lets not be hasty, maybe she’s just tying him up so she can tickle him.
Sin: That’s not very likely.
Even with Collin struggling, his mom was easily able to bind his feet to the bed as well.
Silver: Why is it always so easy in these stories?
Ebony: Because the author is lazy and just wants to get to the fucking.
“Today is a perfect day, Collin,” Uli said, hovering over her son,
Kit: If it were a perfect day we’d not be here now.
her face inches from his. “I can’t remember the last time I got to spend the day alone with my darling boy. So, we are going to make this count.”
Silver: And then she plunged the dagger into his heart, THE END.
Ebony: Remember what you said earlier. . .?
Silver: Yes yes . . . wishful thinking and all that. . .
“W-What are you doing?” Collin stammered.
Silver: I should think it's fairly obvious by now.
Tux: Well, he is stupid, and he’s about to become a mother fucker.
“Today will be special, Collin. You will get to please mommy.”
Silver: Oh gods why?
Ebony: I suppose the reason I'm not so affected by this is because us cats don't think much of incest.
Silver: And that . . . is why you have no balls.
Sin: Tux might as well have no balls.
Tux: It’s not my fault if I can’t get an erection at the drop of a hat.
Kit: But you have gotten them at the drop of a hat Tux. Literally.
Tux: I thought I told you never to mention that!
Before he could even protest, she
Silver: Wrapped a piano wire around his neck and began strangling him with it mercilessly.
Valistinasa: I would have burned five holes into his chest before ripping out his heart.
closed the gap between their lips, giving her son his very first kiss.
Silver: Well isn't that just wonderful!?
Ebony: Are you okay, Silver?
Silver: Peachy.
Tux (as Uli): Now give mommy some tongue.
Collin gasped as he felt his mother’s tongue penetrating his mouth,
Silver: Before diving down into his throat and cutting off his airway.
Ebony: What is with you and asphyxiation?
Silver: Stop asking me things.
lapping away inside.
Silver: My neighbor's dog comes to mind.
Ebony: *Cringes* That thing slobbers more than what can be healthy.
Kit: Have you seen Tux when there’s pizza around?
Tux: I’m not THAT bad.
Natasha: Yes you are.
“Mmm.” Uli moaned, pulling away from Collin.
Silver(as Uli): Tastes like chicken!
Ebony: Okay that was just bad.
Silver: I know.
She smiled, looking down at his helpless form. “Look at you, Collin.
Silver: Well, that'd be a little difficult in his position.
Tux: Not if she rips out his eyes.
You look so adorable tied up.
Silver: I wouldn't say adorable. . .
Sin: You should see Tux when he’s tired up; it’s funny.
You are such a meek and docile boy, it’s getting hard to control myself.”
Silver: Because meek and docile automatically triggers the rape urge.
Collin’s countenance trembled as his mom rubbed his hands across his chest.
Silver: Well, I'm giving the author a point for interesting word use. . .
She kissed his face, his neck, then made her way down to his
Silver: Penis.
Tux: Or his big toe, either way.
nipples, giving them some special attention.
Tux (as Uli): Ok right nipple, one more time; what’s two plus two?
She sucked on one, while using her fingers to play with the other.
Sin: That might feel better if he were a woman.
She then switched, giving the other nipple a turn in her mouth.
Tux: Then she said fuck it and bit both of them off.
Collin just moaned in that cute voice of his, which just turned his mother on even more.
Tux: Well, at least she’s not getting off to tickling him until he pisses his pants I guess.
He could feel her dragging her tongue from his nipples towards the center of his chest,
Tux: Before plunging it through his ribcage and into his heart.
Kit: Tux, I don’t know what to do with you.
then down to her son’s groin.
Natasha: I wish I didn’t have to see this.
Sin: It’s ok pet. I’ll make everything better later.
Collin hissed when his mom grabbed his shaft with one hand and grabbed his balls with the other,
Tux: If she asks him if that’s the same hole he pees out of I’m going to bash my head in with my fists.
slowing making her son’s cock come alive.
Kit: I believe it’s alive anyway. Mostly people that are alive have all their limbs and other body parts alive as well; unless something happens to make it otherwise.
“Oh my, you like this, don’t you honey?” she smiled.
Tux: Maybe if he was Oedipus.
“N…no, don’t say that…”
Kit: I wish the author had never written this.
She stroked him vigorously,
Tux: Tearing the foreskin in the process.
while kneading his balls in her opposite hand, making his son groan louder.
Tux: Yeah, kneading a guy’s testicles isn’t a way to make him feel good.
Sin: That’s not what you said last night.
“Gahhnn!”
Tux: KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Kit (slapping Tux in the back of the head): Not so loud!
Uli inserted the tip of her boy’s cock in her mouth, sucking on the head.
Tux: That’s generally what it’s referred to as, yes.
Collin balled his hands into fists and clenched his teeth,
Tux: Willing his semen to have the force to shoot with enough force to take his mother’s head off.
trying to suppress his moans. That was all he could do, since he could barely move his body.
Natasha: Just because your hands and feet are tied doesn’t mean you can’t move the rest of your body.
“Ahnn… S-Something's coming…out!”
Tux: Imagine her surprise when a infant Alien shot out of her son’s chest and scurried across the room.
As soon as he said that, Uli moved her mouth away from his cock and stroked him faster
Tux: What, no deep throating?
Sin: Tux; your penis isn’t even big enough to deep throat.
Tux: Why do you have to pick on me so?
while clamping down on his tightening balls.
Tux: And ripping them off of his body.
Only moments after taking his hard cock out of her mouth,
Sin: Oh how hard can it be anyway?
Collin finally let it all go.
Tux: Spontaneously combusting in the process.
Streams of cum came jetting out of him, landing on his belly.
Tux: In his eyes, mouth and nose.
Kit: I don’t even know what to say.
Tux: Interesting fact; the world record for ejaculation distance is just under eight feet.
Uli didn’t stop jerking him off until she was sure she milked her son dry.
Tux: That would hurt after a while.
“Amazing! There is so much!” Uli grinned, loving the look of his semen on his stomach.
Sin: There’s not that much.
Collin panted heavily now, his heart racing.
Tux: Brain dying.
He winced when his mother licked the now sensitive tip of his penis.
Sin: It is always fun watching them squirm.
“Mommy just popped your cherry, Collin. Did it feel good?”
Tux: Fucking cherries.
“M-Mom, please, no more…” Collin mumbled.
Sin: No one ever says that when having sex with me.
Tux: The closest I ever got to that was the ex mumbling Jesus.
Sin: Well, at least she got one letter right.
“Aww, but we are getting to the best part now.
Kit: None of this is good. Ever.
Tux: Should I put them on the list?
Kit: I’m not that predictable Tux.
This will make us both feel good!” She said.
Natasha: It’s not making me feel good.
Valaistinasa: The power word kill spell would make me feel better.
The whole time, Uli had never let go of Collin’s penis.
Tux: Which got kind of awkward when he needed to go to the bathroom.
She slowly jerked it back to life so it was hard once again.
Tux: If his penis dies when you are trying to jerk him off, you seriously need to reevaluate your chosen course of action.
She then crawled on top of her son and straddled him, aiming his cock at her wet pussy.
Tux: Unfortunately she was a little off and by the time she finally got it right he was already soft again.
Sin: Sounds like he has the same problem as you Tux.
“Don’t come too fast now, honey, because I’m going to work your cock hard!”
Tux (as Collin): But my cock is already hard mommy.
She smiled mischievously.
Sin: Mischievously doesn’t quite sound right.
Kit: That’s putting it mildly.
In an instant, Uli had shoved her son’s cock deep inside her, both of them moaning out loud.
Tux: How does a penis moan exactly?
Sin: I’ve never heard one moan.
Kit: I would be concerned if it did.
“Agnhh! Mom, y-you’re really tight!”
Tux: No I think after you’ve passed an entire human being through your vagina twice you’re the exact opposite of tight.
“Ahhh! Amazing! My son is inside me!”
Tux: Well, technically only part of him is in you.
Uli started rocking her hips, moaning in delight.
Sin: Well she’s certainly easy to please.
She looked down at his belly, looking at his cum that she didn’t bother to wipe off.
Natasha: I don’t know what’s so fascinating about semen.
Tux: Some women like drinking it.
Natasha: I’m not some women.
Her son looked adorably with his own semen covering him.
Sin: Covering him? Come on it’s not THAT much.
Tux: Well it helps if you rub it all over him.
Collin couldn’t hold his moans back.
Kit: I want to vomit.
Tux: I want a bratwurst.
He was letting them out loudly now as his mom rode him with enthusiasm.
Natasha: I could have gone without seeing that.
“Ahnn! Yes, keep moaning for me, Collin! Keep moaning for mommy!”
Tux (singing): Momma just killed a ma-
Kit (slapping her hands over Tux’s mouth): No.
Uli moved even faster and harder now, enjoying her boy’s cock.
Sin: I’m not enjoying this story I can tell you that.
As Collin’s groans got louder,
Tux: Blood pouring from every orifice, on his body like someone shook up a bottle of champagne before popping the quark.
her body moved faster and harder on top of him in response.
Tux: Crushing his pubic bone in the process.
Kit: This story is bad enough without your input.
She tilted her head back and squeezed her breasts,
Tux: Popping them like zits.
Sin (smacking Tux in the back of the head): Bad Tux!
closing her eyes and letting this wonderful feeling wash over her.
Kit: Sexual excitement isn’t like a tide.
“Arghh! Fuck!” she growled, letting her carnal desires take over.
Tux: Like she wasn’t before?
Natasha: I don’t think the author quite thought that through.
Her tied up son couldn’t take anymore.
Tux: So he sprayed his brain matter across her face with a well timed sniper shot.
He could feel himself about to come again.
Kit: Not that again. It was bad enough the first time.
Uli was close to the edge as well, her son providing wonderful satisfaction for her.
Sin: Well, apparently he’s better than Tux is.
Tux: Stop making fun of me!
Sin: No. It’s fun.
“Mmmm, good boy!” she cooed, stroking her son’s cheek with her hand.
Tux: Now she’s treating him like a dog.
Uli leaned forward and held onto her son’s shoulders for leverage,
Natasha: She could have just as easily used the bed.
her hefty breasts smacking his face.
Tux: Smothering him to death as she rode him like a pogo stick.
Collin yelled out as his mom rode him fiercely than ever.
Sin: Something tells me it doesn’t matter since help isn’t coming.
Tux: Unless Link breaks in the front door and kills his mother before having sex with Collin. Kind of like little red riding hood.
Her hips were a blur
Natasha: That’s being a little unrealistic.
Kit: That’s putting it mildly, I’d say it’s stupid enough the author needs to stop writing.
as she was moving as hard and fast as she possibly could,
Tux: Approaching mach fifty.
their flesh smacking against each other.
Sin: Yeah, that’s kind of what happens during sex. I doubt you’d be able to have sex without touching someone.
Collin couldn’t go on any longer.
Tux: Didn’t we already hear about that?
Kit: I think so.
Riding her darling son to ecstasy,
Tux (singing): Don’t stop me no-
Sin (placing a hand over Tux’s mouth): If I didn’t know any better I’d think you were showing off for the new girl.
Uli had finally reaching her limit.
Kit (rubbing her temples): I reached my limit a while ago.
Tossing her head back and arching her back, she was actually the first one to experience an orgasm.
Tux (darkly): Must be nice.
Sin: Oh like you’re not quick on the draw.
Collin followed right behind her as her mother’s
Tux: Wait, wait, wait. Is the author a woman?
Sin: Anything’s possible I suppose.
inner walls clamped down tightly against his cock
Tux: It was like his cock was put into a vice grip.
and milked him for all he was worth.
Tux: Unfortunately, he was only worth about fifty cents.
Sin: That’s twice what you are.
Tux: Oh really? Twice? You’re being generous.
Sin: I know.
Suddenly, he erupted, shooting a torrent of his seed deep inside his mother.
Kit: I would hardly ever consider it a torrent.
Both their screams intermingled as they shared their orgasm together.
Tux (as Collin): I’ll take a thigh mommy!
As soon as they came back down from the high they were on, Uli started laughing and panting at the same time, still straddling her son.
Natasha: That was a completely useless statement.
Sin: I would also imagine it’d be hard to laugh and pant at the same time.
“Aren’t you glad your first time was with your mommy, honey?”
Tux: No, but I’m sure his psychologist will be.
Collin breathed heavily, his eyes watering. He was too exhausted to answer her.
Kit: The less dialog we have to get through the better in my book.
“You made me feel really good, honey.”
Tux: You made me want to eat my brain.
Natasha (smirking): Not like you’d get any nutrition out of it.
Tux (pouting): Oh shush you.
Uli said, running her finger along his chest as he caught his breath. “Don't worry, we will have lots more fun.”
Kit (darkly): I want them dead.
Tux (rubbing the tip of Kit’s ear): Yes dear.
She got up off of him and walked to her closet to pick up something.
Natasha: I have a bad feeling about this Mistress.
Sin: So to I pet.
Collin watched her closely,
Tux: Willing his heart to stop.
his eyes widening when she turned to face him again. She was holding out a uniform for him.
Kit: How does he know it was for him?
Tux: Because apparently the author told him so.
It was a maid’s uniform, and it was in his size!
Tux: I don’t know which is more disturbing, the fact that she’s going to have him wear that after fucking him; or the fact that she knows exactly what size he is.
“I think you will look great in this, Collin.
Sin: Well he’d certainly look better in it than Tux would.
Even though you are a boy, you are quite the feminine little thing,
Natasha: I’ve never met any really feminine men.
Tux: Well according to the ex I was more feminine than her girlfriend.
Sin: What was her girlfriend, a gorilla?
so you could easily make this work.” Uli giggled, finding his reaction simply adorable. “Don’t be shy. Besides, looking pretty will help you win Link over.”
“What do you mean?” Collin asked, shocked she even brought Link up.
“Don’t hide it. I can tell when my son is in love. How could I not tell after the way you always look at Link? Now let’s turn you into the perfect ‘wife’ for him!”
Collin didn't know what his mother meant by that.
---------------------------------------------------
Uli had her son in the kitchen, washing dishes, while wearing the maid’s uniform. With a lovely, colourful uniform, a white, frilly apron, some white stockings held up with a garter belt, a tiara on his head, and a touch of makeup, Collin looked just like a girl.
“That outfit looks gorgeous on you! When I made it I thought you’d look beautiful, but you look more than beautiful. You are absolutely stunning!” Uli beamed. While Collin was dressed up, she had remained naked.
“Why am I doing this?” Collin asked quietly, completely embarrassed. He hoped his father, or anyone else for that matter, wouldn’t come home and see all this.
“This is what a subservient wife does for her husband. She takes care of the house,” she explained. “Also, like in the bedroom, you must be able to please your partner. He will want sex from you, and you must be able to satisfy his needs. Today, my darling boy, you will learn by being my ‘wife,’ and you will please me, just like earlier.”
His face turning a deeper shade of red, Collin made his way through the dishes. His mom didn’t make it easier for him, though. She started fondling him, all the while instructing him to keep his mind on the dishes. He gulped when Uli’s hand slipped under his skirt and inside his cotton panties, grabbing his ass. She didn’t stop there. Uli then inserted her index finger inside her son’s ass. Collin gasped.
“Keep doing the dishes.” she whispered in his ear. Collin jumped as her middle finger entered inside him as well and started wiggling around. Though, he did the dishes as told.
When he finally got through that, Uli gave him a rag so he could clean the floor. He got down on his hands and knees and did just that. The nervous Collin was relieved because his mom took out her fingers finally and walked away, seemingly letting him be for now. Though, she returned a few second later, making Collin nervous again.
Uli leaned down and reached up his skirt, slowly pulling Collin’s panties down to his knees. She lifted up his skirt, enjoying the sight of his ass and his cock dangling in the air. Even through all this, Collin was afraid of stopping.
“Look at you’re balls, Collin! They are so plump and smooth. I just want to play with them!”
That is what she did. She grasped his balls and rolled them in her hand, while grabbing his hardening dick and slowly stroking it. Collin moaned, slowing down his pace of cleaning the floor, but he didn’t stop.
“You’ll make an excellent ‘wife’ for Link. He will be all over you, especially with your cute ass in the air like this!” Uli told him. Collin’s heart started speeding up, not because of his mother’s ministrations, but because of the thought that Link will possibly be happy with him like this. He wanted Link, and if this will win Link over, then maybe it is the right path to travel.
Collin couldn’t believe he just thought that.
“Look at that ass, it is just hungry for cock!” Uli smirked. Collin’s eyes widened at what she said. He stopped scrubbing the floor and looked behind her as she stood up and let him go, turning to get something.
Collin couldn’t believe what he saw. His mother turned and produced a strap-on. Collin looked in fear as she stroked something greasy on the dildo of the strap-on, making sure it was all slick and wet. It looked just like his penis, only a little bigger and pink in colour.
There was another dildo on the crotch of the harness. It had disappeared inside of Uli as she slipped it on. She now had a dick like her son. She looked at him with an evil grin.
She dropped to her knees, staring at Collin’s ass that was presented in front of her.
“Are you ready? You will soon be doing this often.” She said, rubbing some of the greasy substance on her fingers inside his ass.
“Gahh! No, don’t…” Collin protested, feeling her fingers inside his ass.
“Just relax for mommy. You will soon feel good.”
Removing her fingers, she placed the tip of the dildo against his ass and slowly pushed in. Collin yelled out, his forehead resting against the wet floor, while clutching the rag in his hand.
Uli grabbed onto his lovely hips, pulling her son back as she pushed. Finally, she was completely inside of him. Collin groaned loudly as he threw his head pack from the sensation of being anally penetrated.
“Oh my, such a tight ass. If this was a real cock, I would have already blown my load inside you!” Uli said. “Just look at your ass sucking me in!”
Uli held onto his hips and started thrusting now. In and out, in and out. A big grin of pleasure crossed her lips as the dildo inside of her was making her feel good as well. Collin whimpered, his body being pushed back and forth by his mom’s thrusts.
“Ahnn! It’s so big! I can feel it inside me!”
“Mmm, fuck! I love fucking your ass!” Uli hissed. She slowly built up her pace. Moving faster, thrusting harder. She watched as her son’s cock bounced around in the air from her thrusts, in the same fashion as her breasts. She loved the fact that he was getting rock hard from being fucked in the ass. “Does it feel good, Collin? Link will love fucking this tight ass of yours!”
Uli grabbed his arms and pulled them back, using them as leverage to fuck him harder. Collin screamed as his mom went faster and harder. He couldn’t believe what was happening. Most of all, he couldn’t believe that he started imagining Link behind him, pounding his ass. Soon the pain lessened, and Collin started feeling some pleasure.
“Agnnh! Link!”
Uli’s grin grew bigger as Collin called out for Link. “Yes, you want Link’s cock, don’t you? You want him fucking your tight ass, don’t you? Aargh, fuck! Tell your mommy!”
“L-Link… I want to be like this with him Because I…”
“Because, why?”
“Agghhn! Because… I love Link!”
His confession made a fire inside both of them grow. Uli was pounding her son as hard as she could, making her son scream in delight for the first time.
Both of them couldn’t hold out any longer. With a unified cry, Uli and Collin came together. Collin shot multiple streams of cum onto the floor as his mother had an orgasm on the dildo inside of her.
After what seemed like an eternity, Collin collapsed on the ground, his mother hovering over his back. Slowly, she pulled out of him.
“You finally confessed your feelings,” she chuckled, “doesn’t it feel good to let it out?” Uli watched her timid and submissive little boy panting beneath her. This was too much fun for her.
“Do you really want to make the perfect ‘wife’ for Link?” She whispered in his ear.
“Yes.” he let out in between gasps.
“Then let’s continue.”
---------------------------------------------------
Collin, laying in his bed, looked up at the ceiling, thinking about what had transpired with his mom earlier today. He couldn’t believe his mom had managed to trick him into confessing his feeling for Link. The whole time his mom really wanted to hear how he felt from his own mouth. Not just that, but he couldn’t believe he started enjoying what his mom put him through just to hear how he felt. Though, he was finally glad to be in his pajamas now rather than that maid’s uniform.
Collin was startled by muffled noises coming through the wall. His heart started racing not because he was scared, but because he was able to figure out what those noises were. They were grunts and groans, coming from his parents’ room. He had thought that they were asleep.
Blushing uncontrollably, Collin tried to block the sounds out and tried to sleep, to no avail. After what happened to him earlier that day, he had an idea on what was going on. As hard as he tried, He just couldn’t ignore the noises. His curiosity overtaking him, he climbed out of bed, needing to know what was happening in his parents’ room.
As he walked out of his room, Collin walked across the hall to his baby sister’s room to see if she was still asleep. She was, quite soundly. So Collin made his way down the dark hallway, stopping in front of his parents’ room, their door closed shut.
He felt such shame for wanting to spy on his parents, but he had to know what was going on. He grabbed the doorknob, turned it ever so slightly, and cracked open the door just enough to get a good peek. What he saw turned his eyes into ovals.
Just like he thought, his parents were having sex.
His mom was down on her knees on the bed, her hands tied behind her back and her face buried in a pillow, a ball gag in her mouth, getting fucked hard by his Dad! He was behind her, pounding her pussy hard with his cock. One of his hands was on her hips, the other held onto a leash that was connected to a collar attached to his mother’s neck. Seeing his mom like this was certainly a surprise for him.
“Argghh! Yes! do you like that bitch? Do you like me fucking you like this?” his father roared.
Collin was shocked by his fathers words. He was a kind, gentle man. But, he was being an absolute beast to his mother. At first glance it seemed she was being tortured, but Collin caught a glimpse of her eye. She was enjoying this immensely.
His mom was drooling all over her gag, her moans being muffled. Her husband’s balls smacked against her clit as he rammed her with unbelievable intensity. Collin knew his dad was a strong man, but he was in awe of how he manhandled his mother. He watched his muscles flexed with each powerful thrust.
Collin squeezed his thighs together, covering his growing erection with his hand. He felt like he was on fire. He couldn’t believe he was becoming like this by watching his parents having sex. Even more unbelievable was the fact that as he watched, he couldn’t help but imagine Link fucking him like that.
“Link…” he whispered to himself, thinking of his love. His mom had managed to ‘corrupt’ her darling little boy.
Collin looked on as his mom’s muffled moans grew louder. They had reached their limit. His dad gritted his teeth and grunted, unleashing his seed deep within his wife’s womb, while her body twitched uncontrollably from her own orgasm.
Not long after, his dad pulled out of her. “Get on your back, bitch!” he ordered, untying her hands then shoving her onto her back. Without even being told, his mom spread her legs and held out her arms over her head, where his dad tied up her hands and feet with the same ropes that Collin’s mom tied him up to the bed with earlier.
His father walked out of his sight, but came back a couple seconds later, holding a whip in his hand. Taken aback by what he saw, Collin covered his mouth with his hand, not wanting his gasp to be heard.
Rusl uncoiled the whip and grinned evilly. Uli bit down on her ball gag, knowing exactly what to expect. He let her wife have it.
Collin jumped as the first strike of the whip hit his mom’s voluptuous chest. Then he whipped her abdomen, and even gave her a good shot against her pussy. His mother’s stifled cries were ones of pain and pleasure as her body was being decorated with red lashes from the whip.
There were twenty lashes in all when his father was done. Now, with her leash in one hand, and the whip in another, Collin’s dad kneeled in between his wife’s legs, positioning his hard cock at her entrance. Uli was about to be mercilessly fucked again.
“Prepare yourself, my little slut. I’m going to fuck you till it hurts!”
After her mom had dominated him earlier, Collin felt a little delighted seeing her mom playing the role of ‘the perfect wife’ that she taught him how to be. He loved his mother, but turn about was fair play, after all.
Rusl fucked Uli hard, riding her wildly. Collin smiled as he continued to watch, fondling himself while imagining Link making sweet love to him.
Link Transforms into a Woman
Disclaimer: I don't own the Zelda franchise and am not making any money off this wee little fanfic,
Zelda took in a sigh of relief once the spell was over and wondered if it had worked as intended. She heard a feminine gasp for air and knew her magic was as strong as ever.
Link felt his chest begin to balloon outward and quickly moved his hands to feel the new mounds of glands expand underneath them. The hero of time began to blush as the light tingling sensation of growing breasts was intensified by the shocking pleasure of his new milk-giving nipples responding to the rough press of his hands.
Link gasped for air once again, his voice's pitch rising steadily with the slow tightening of his vocal chords. His new breasts expanded further and further until they exceeded Zelda's own by a size and a half and threatened to tear his tunic off, a slight rip tearing down the collar already.
His hands felt hot against the new mammary glands on his chest, but a new heat between his legs began to surge like a volcano.
Link's girlish gasps began to follow one another in a steady slow rhythm as the magic continued to change his body. He felt his penis was almost melting off his body as the heat it gave off surged higher and higher, instead of it slowly shrinking down into an unmistakable teenage pink shade of clit.
His testicles emptied themselves at the magic's command, pouring their last sperm out of the new clit in thick gushes and wetting the white tights that concealed them. The balls then began a smooth retraction into Link with a sharp pitched cry escaping Link as they became the hero of time's ovaries.
The remaining scrotum became riddled with new sensitive nerves for pleasure and gently wrapped themselves into a vaginal cavern and formed a small cap upon the clit.
Link nearly let out a scream once his hands felt at his new vagina, the organ blooming and ready to accept whatever objects and males that tried to fill it. Link buckled down to his knees as just the pleasure of his cloth bound fingers rubbing against the lips made him light headed.
The changes continued along less drastic lines as the new teenage girl felt herself up with one hand and toyed with her pussy with the other. Her hips expanded out, her butt took shapelier soft curves, her waist thinned and six pack of abs lost their muscle, her fingers lengthened with delicate bones, and her face turned from heroic sharp to heroine soft.
Zelda smiled to herself as she watched the heroine gasp, moan, and blush at the mercy of the anatomy of the fairer sex. Confident in her magic once again, a mere word was all she needed to shed down to bare pale skin instead of fumbling with clasps, knots, and zippers.
The nude princess stood before Link, her perky breasts, light pink nipples, and soaking pussy on full display. With a dainty hand and firm grasp on a soft chin, Zelda brought Link to her feet and pressed her hot body to the heroine's burning one.
Zelda tore away the cumbersome outfit Link wore with a passionate syllable and felt a gush of fluid run down the thigh that pressed into Link's vagina. The heroine quivered uncontrollably with orgasm after orgasm, unused to the pleasures of bare breast against breast. She bit her lip as her pussy spasmed again from the feelings of lighting her nipples felt when touched to Zelda's. She almost lost her balance again once the princess' own clit ran between the folds of the heroine's pussy. Finally, she went entirely limp in Zelda's arms once her gasps were silenced by the pressing lips and exploring tongue Zelda forced onto Link.
Nearing faint and unable to move her arms and legs, Link barely felt Zelda picking her body up easily. Her new lover in her arms, Zelda turned away from a Hyrule in flames and quietly went to her room to await Ganondorf's eventual siege.