It's not as if anyone will notice if they're not there, but still...it's the thought that counts, right? So let's all do the Lemony-Lemony Happy Dance, and for Johnny's sake, don't screw it up this time!!

That's pretty much how old McDonald came into existence....that's right, the power of dance. Lemony-Lemony Happy Dances have amazing technicolor, and farm animals L-O-V-E technicolor. Everyone knows that.

Anyway, on February 23, 1975, Alfred 'Big Al' Po-Johnson was about to make a lemon meringue, and then at the last second he was like, "OHMYLANTA I FORGOT THE FLIPPIN' LEMONS!"

He then did the Lemony-Lemony Happy Dance with a passing duck (a.k.a. Farm Animal Exhibit A)

After a year or so of technicolor-dance-awesome-pandas-are-people-too, the first Mr. Old McDonald was born/created/whatever.

He wasn't the nicest fellow, always screaming about how the pumpkins shouldn't all be bumpkins. Soon, the bumpkin-humpkin retaliation army, true to their name, retaliated.

And so, the McDonald-Bumpkin DDR-off was officially and foreverly going to ruin my existence, and yours if you read this. Oh dang. Oh snap. Oh snap-dang-willy.

Oh. Snap. Dang. Willy.