Welcome to the Small Penis Brigade! My name is Advil Smith and I am a therapist and founder of SPB. We are funded by the National Center for Penis Control. I founded SPB on the basis that men who have a less than average sized penis are prone to being ridiculed by their peers in a gym shower or laughed out of bed on a drunken one-night stand. These things can affect a man's mental and spiritual health in a way that is only just being discovered. 

As a man with a very shrunken weiner, I myself feel a duty to my fellow brother. When I was 17 i had a girlfriend and for months we dated and she never saw my penis, even though she wanted to. I was scared. I didn't want her to see what God had cruely done to my so i kept telling her that I "wasn't ready yet". I was very  ready.

One day after school I took my usualy route home through Baily Park and saw a man sitting next to a rock with a bottle of Jim Beam and he was crying. I asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

"My wife left today after being married for 5 years."

"Sorry to hear that", i said with a look of remorse on my face, "What happend?"

"she told me that my penis is too small and whenever we make love it's never good enough. She... (pukes in his laps) she says she can't feel it inside her."

He kept rambling on for about 10 minutes before I got tired of voice and then I continued home. The point is that a man should never have to go through that. I could relate to him. Even though my girlfriend had never seen mine. I showed her the very next day and she immediatly broke up with me. NOW I could really relate with him.

20 years later I founded SPB and have helped hundreds of men gain the confidence and the in-bed skills needed to score that hottie at the pub.  

Founder and active member, Advil Smith.