All METAL ART ATROCITIES are HANDMADE and PAINTED in our SQUALID Melbourne studio by genuine MALINGERERS and INGRATES. Each Atrocity comes with it's own highly amusing name tag that is sure to delight the most vacuous of minds. They make an ideal gift for that ONE EARED COUSIN or SECRET LOVER IN PRISON. Should you dwell in a BOG or range upon THE MOORS fear not as METAL ART ATROCITIES are fully WEATHER and RUST RESISTANT! We will gladly post your purchase to the farthest flung regions of THE EARTH or the SEVEN CIRCLES OF HELL and offer secure packaging and prompt despatch. We offer a SECURE CREDIT CARD/Pay Pal facility and accept cheque/bank deposit or money order.If for any reason you are disatisfied with your METAL ART ATROCITY a full refund will be provided.

Thank you for visiting IBS. Jeffrey Andressen, Senior Malingerer. ABN-37 710 616 906