Yonge and Dundas Square, home of the greatest radio station in the world. A fine mist clears in the wee hours of the morning before the Dean Blundell Show. 8 On-Air Edge Warriors gather for the ultimate showdown: The Edge Battle Royale! Decending upon our heroes, on his flying throne made entirely of rare and obscure new rock cds, Alan Cross lays out The Challenge: "Whoever rises from the ashes of these battles will face me for ultimate bragging rights and radio surpemacy..."
A smile slithers across Todd Shapiro's well tanned face as he kicks Blundell in the shin "You're MINE Blundell!!"
Jason Barr cries for morning show unity, only to be pimp slapped by Bookie. "You've had this coming Danger Boy..."
Joise Dye, in all of her hotness, flips her hair and quickly emasculates Darren Pfeiffer by pantsing him to reveal Buffalo Sabers Tighty Whities. The shame alone is piercing.
Barry Taylor fueled with blood shot rage squares off with Martin Streek. Uninterested, Streek meerly points at Alan and booms "You.... Are.... Mine!"
Seemingly out of nowhere, The Edge Voice Guy declares the first round matches have been decided and the matches will be held in various locations around the GTA and commence within 24 hours. Weigh-ins at noon, Dean!
And as the mist begins to churn into the fog of all out war, Alan shouts one word that will change 102.1 The Edge forever:
"BEGIN!!!"
