Welcome!
You are about to depart on an epic adventure through space, time, and guinea pig poo.
Warning. If you have epilepsy do not stay on this site. This site has some strobe lights and could be dangerous.
Instructions:
You will begin on this page but as the story progresses you will be faced with many different choices that will take you down unique story paths. All you have to do is click on the choice you make and then you will go there. To restart all you have to do is click the "Restart" button which will bring you back to this page.
It begins with a knock on your door.
