Here's some creative writing stuff:
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She lays there in wait
For you to wrest her soul from the sleepwalking dead around her
Shaking in anticipation-your fangs explode into her veins
At first, emptiness, as if in a vacuum, void of time and space
The roaring tidal wave cascades down upon her writhing form
As your sweet nectar-like venom rampages through her
Lifting her towards the heavens-a chorus-more exultant than that of any choir of angels
Gifting her soul with delights no mere mortal can fathom
Time stretches on for an eternity and ends in an instant
You send her rocketing down,
Down where there is hell on earth, back to whence she came,
Consumed piece by piece, your dark promise leaves her giddy with want,
You command her thoughts, you have become her all or nothing, her everything
The mother, the father, the son the daughter, you are life, love, family, and more
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The Thief {Sounds and rhymes}
Taste, touch, and smell
Brought me to my cell
Thought I-A loaf of bread- tide me well
And now am I, accused of being a ne’er do well.
Lost in thought, hark, what is it I see?
My luck has wrought-A shiny brass key
Freed at last? I look through the glass
And spy a lass, looking at me.
Hello fine miss, take a look at this
I found you a locket from that man’s pocket
I believe it should belong to you,
The beauty of my life, I wish to make you my wife,
For you, anything, I would do.
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I wish
I wish I may, I wish I might, find someone to hold tonight
My spirit yearns for one to love and keep, will I ever arise from this lifeless sleep
Invisible, unwanted, and unlovable; hopes dashed and left broken, hollow and empty inside
Will I ever find someone, someone to be my bride
Am I ugly, am I cruel, why do these feelings turn me to such a fool
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The fall of Da'Mi'el
Over One thousand years has passed since I willingly entered the world of darkness. My powers of sorcery were unequaled in the Iron Kingdom. Of course my people are quite gifted, heralding from the Fae Realm. Prophesized by the deities, Pelor and Corellon to be a champion of light, the dark powers thought they had better uses for my gifts. I think back to that day, watching my son, Xalxor and my wife, his mother, Fiora, playing in the gardens of our manse. I remember the marigold sunlight reflecting off their milky white skin; their tinkling laughter echoing that of angels. Then the darkness came.
Gargent, the Demon Lord of Tyranny and Corruption sent his entire host; the onslaught was terrible in its beauty. My servants were cut down like wheat; yet it wasn’t my death that they sought, no, it was the light which I represented in the eyes of the deities which they sought to snuff out. Impotent with rage, I was powerless to protect my family; my boy, Xalxor, was stolen from me. Gargent proclaimed that if I forsake my destiny as a child of the light and do his bidding, no harm would come to my son. I, who commanded the respect of an entire world, was powerless to resist.
One thousand years is a long time to force suffering upon others. After one thousand years of captivity, I now realize that Xalxor is lost to me. I am known as the Prince of Hell. For one thousand years I have murdered and destroyed at the behest of the demon lord Gargent; though a spark of my humanity remains, peace in the heavens is denied me, my soul shall find no rest. I now seek to ghost as many of the wicked and corrupt as I am able; take as many with me as I can, for although there is no hope for my redemption, one less act of evil in this world may prevent another's fall from grace. For those who feed upon the righteous, those who are wretched and corrupt; I am become Death.
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The "Pick up Line" Part 1
I think this one was also for my smut class (Human Sexuality) So what the hell. Might as well throw this trash up here to, no shame in my game, right? :-P
Oh, no, I remember now, this was what I told this dude on Answerology to say to pick up women, because for some ungodly known reason, home boy thought I was good with chicks, so uh, whatevs, apparently it's workin wonders for him...
I told him to go up to a woman and say:
"I'm going to do things to you with my tongue that will leave you a writhing mass of flesh, drenched in your own juices"
hahaha. or some shit like that. and the little prick is getting women with that trash... mother f... I say shit like that, I'm a creep, other ppl say it, they're don juan. ain't that about a muh fuggah... ;)
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Haha, my old profile for POF!!! hahahahaha....
For shits n' giggles, I"m putting up my old profile for POF. P.S., and yes, I actually got dates from this shit. hahahaa!
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Hey, thanks for stopping by and checking me out!
My name is Aaron. I actually just created this profile so I could do some testimonials for some friends, but I figured while I'm here, if I meet someone, then so much the better, right?
Well, my hobbies include playing guitar, creating art and music. I'm into creative writing as well. I was going to include a short story at the end, but it was cut off :(. I'm more into the fantasy side of things. Well, ok, no, I'm not putting "that" kind of fantasy stuff up here. ;) Some of my weird quirks are I put a lot of emoticons and smileys up. It just seems to me that since we're using digital communications, and not quite yet in front of each other, it's so easy to misinterpret what someone is saying; I love to joke around and poke fun of things, so I put in the smiley faces so people know I'm kidding. They say you lose something like 90% effective communication if you're not right there talking with someone.
OK, so yeah, my current goals are to complete my Bachelor's Degree in Computer Science. I'd kind of like to design video games when I "grow up." Let me go into further details of my profile, I know I'm only including 1 pic, and it's of me at a table with a crap load of adult beverages, and the first thing I need to say is, this was at a friends' birthday party and no, I'm not an alcoholic. I'm actually diabetic and can't drink that much. I do have an occasional social drink with friends. It's not like I get the shakes if I don't get my "Uncle Jager" fix. ;)
Tech Support? What's that?!? Well, glad you asked. I work for Hewlett Packard in their customer service department; doing various forms of technical support for General Motors and American Express. People call, email or instant message me what their issues are and I walk them through fixing it. It's pretty sweet to have people come in raging pissed and leave with a smile!
What the hell? This guys' 34, single, no kids and his longest relationship was less than 1 year, what the h is that about bro? Good question! There are several factors that come into play here. First, I work a lot and go to school, I don't have a lot of spare time; but what I do have, I devote to those who matter, those being friends and family. Next up, I tend to be nice and polite and treat people how I want to be treated. This for some unknown reason is unknown to most people, which tends to attract those who have been kicked down all their life. I don't know where and when I'm going to find love, and I really am not that judgmental, so if someone wants to go out with me, I'll usually give it a try. Well, I tend to attract those who only want me because I'm nice to them; they seem to only want a body, not "me," you know what I mean? And well, if I'm going to have a relationship with someone, it's going to be because I want them and they want me. Pretty simple stuff right? ;)
Why don't I have children? Well, I have to find someone to put out first!! High five! Just kidding. No, and this ties in to why I answered Undecided / Open to wanting children. I've been a student off and on for a long time, and consequently have been kind of poor to be honest. I thus far didn't want to bring children into this world if I was ill-equipped to properly take care of them. I mean, I know I'd make due and be a bad ass old man to them, but still, in my mind, I've still got time to get properly prepared for it. That's not to say I'm irresponsible, I'm just saying, there's some things I'd like to accomplish before completely settling down and spitting out some mini-me's!
What makes me unique? Well, first off, I'm not going to send you an email saying: Hey, wanna f**k!! Woot! For serious, I have several friends on here, that get a boat load of emails that pretty much only say that. For really reals? Some douche face actually took the two minutes to click on "Send mail" and sent that to someone, and are you sh*tting me? They actually thought they'd receive a valid response? No. That's not me, it's not my thing and not what I do.
I will always respond to your emails when I can. Even if it is to say "not interested." Let's face it, I know I can't make everyone happy, and there's specific characteristics I find appealing as well. I will say this, I do believe I'm totally AADD whatever you call it, as when I'm writing and talking, I tend to jump from topic to topic, so please bear with me. ;)
Another thing that makes me unique, when I'm hanging out with someone, that's all I'm doing, hanging out, not thinking of how I'm going to be getting into someone's pants. I'm just saying, I want to get to know people's personalities, hopes, dreams, thoughts, feelings, etc.
Why Online dating? Well, to be honest, I live in a small town and due to my schedule, I don't have a lot of time to go out to specifically meet people. Plus, where does one go to meet people? The bar? I don't really think that's the best place to be meeting people. Any relationship that starts out with lowered inhibitions really doesn't have much to stand on, know what I mean? Plus it's easier to weed out the crazies! It seems to be a little easier to sort out if they display signs of trouble. If someone is pressuring you to meet after the first email, and want to meet in some discrete location, chances are, your ass is getting chloroformed and you're gonna wake up buried alive or in a well, holding a thing of lotion with some wack-o saying, "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!" Yeah, that's the exact opposite of sexy for those of you keeping track. When I go on a date, I want everyone to feel safe and comfortable and to make it back home alive and in one piece.
To shorten this up a bit, I'm going to include some lists of things I dig and / or dislike: Movies, Music and TV Shows I dig:
Music
jace everett, shinedown, metallica, drowning pool, megadeth, black sabbath, soundgarden, incubus,
fly leaf, ice cube, afroman, tool, alice in chains, alien ant farm, bloodhound gang, sublime,
leonard cohen, placebo, violent femmes, disturbed, rage against the machine, franz ferdinand,
puddle of mudd, kenny wayne sheppard, marilyn manson, bill withers, prince, michael jackson,
pantera, five finger death punch
Movies
army of darkness, die hard, fright night, old school, hangover, billy madison, exorcist,
revenge of the nerds, porkys , childs play, bachelor party, road trip, mall rats, jay and silent bob strikeback,
dogma, clerks 1 & 2, pirates of the carribbean, dirty work, x-men, iron man, transformers,
evil dead, happy gilmore, planet terror, kill bill
TV
true blood, boardwalk empire, burn notice, Family Guy, WWE
Things I dislike:
Flaky people: If I ask you out and you're not interested, please just say you're not interested. Don't say yes to make me "feel better" then have some last minute thing come up.
I guess I can group things together by saying I dislike lack of communication. All relationships require a good deal of communication to be successful. Someone who wants to be with me 24 / 7 and have to know my every move, basically controlling people piss me off. Bullies, I hate bullies. People that force their opinions and beliefs on others also irritate me. Know it alls and one-uppers. Everyone knows some stuff and is good at something, but those people that know everything and always have to be right, even when it's obvious they're wrong, irritate me. Anywho, I'm not going to spill my entire life story here, there has to be something left to the imagination so we can talk and get to know each other. I guess I'd say I'm looking for friends, possibly someone to date or turn into a long term relationship if that's the way things go. I'd like to meet people who will push me to be a better me, to get me out doing things I never thought I could do. I like meeting people who I can banter back and forth with. I love it when you can converse with someone for hours, even if it's silly things.
I know what you're thinking to yourself; if I go out on a date with this guy, how in the blue hell can I resist the advances of a total bad ass like him? Well, yeah ok, that's probably true, most can't resist me. Which is why I promise I'd hold back on the first date or two. I know, I know you're thinking, this guy is some swingin d*ck that attracts danger and trouble like no other. Like some wild west bullshit, with ***holes leaping out of the woodwork to take on the throne... well, maybe that's how it is... but it ain't no thang. I can handle it and keep you safe. So if you've got the stones to meet up with the guy who leaves you breathless, yearning for more, butterflies in the stomach, pulse pounding heart racing Girly parts quivering summummabiss, then here I am baby. And I promise the most electrifying night of your existence... and that's considering me holding back on my charms... so what do you say? You in? Or are you gonna pull a chick and wuss out? High five! No for serious though, if you're ready to be done with deleting all the cheesed*ck emails that only say, "hi", or "hey baby wanna f**k!", then come and check me out! Thanks for reading and happy fishing! 8-)