lawn gnome VS. garden gnome
so your probibly at this webpage because you need to know the truth behind the question "who would win a fight, a lawn gnome or a garden gnome?" well lucky for you im here to answer your question! and the answer is.....A LAWN GNOME!!!! in support of this statement i want to point out that a garden gnome gardens all day looking at flowers and a lawn gnome stands watch guarding your lawn and everything in it. so it is much more believeable that a lawn gnome would win rather than some flower lovin hippie garden gnome. So how could a garden gnome possibly win? if it was a fair fight the lawn gnome would dominate. if it was a slightly unfair fight on the garden gnome's side the lawn gnome would still prevail. only if there was a whole possy of garden gnomes heavily armed or if they drugged the lawn gnome or did something that really tipped the scales would a lawn gnome lose a fight!
