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for a free Posted by The true Mc on 11/26/2007 at 10:30 pm

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Aye greetings all believers to the one and only column with any sanity left. Today we talk about the greatest travesty in the history of the industry known as Pro Wrestling and in all honesty it just has me sick to my stomach. Chaos...the owner of the EWR is the new Extreme Wrestling Revolution World Heavy weight Champion. Now I feel I have lost some part of my intelligence, which is massive by the way seeing as I’m an internet columnist and our word is law on everything! Hey we built Russo into a God and then into the Anti-christ in a single stroke. Regardless, having to write owner Chaos as the champion of his own company just disgusts me. The match never should have happened to begin with first off, but seeing as the rocket scientists known as the EWR staff have no clue about booking we have the match anyway. So now we’re stuck with this match and the contest is then marred by interference out the ass. What is with Chaos and all this interference? Doesn’t he realize there can be a good quality match with out a cluster fuck finish? Or was he just too scared in his own ability to deliver? Regardless of that fact we now have a new “champion” and we’re left to wonder about the greatest performer this industry as seen in the last decade, and that man is Johnny the Vagabond.

A lot of people around the house here at the The true Mc’s residence are wondering what he’s going to say this coming Uprising. He can’t be happy about what went down at Theater of War. He also can’t be happy that again he was only champion for a month. Through my sources I do know he’s going to speak at Uprising and he will have a few things to share in regards to his situation in the title race but before any of that he has to face one man...the Duff man as JTV has put it in the past. The man who say’s...well actually he doesn’t say much but...

“Duff Man says a lot of things OH YEAH!”

Well he does say something once in a while. I don’t know what he could say though, he only blew his biggest chance to make an impact in the EWR following his surprise entrance into the Hornet’s Nest Match. How could someone squander that type of impact? He’s able to surprise and lay out the top names in the EWR and then moves on to do nothing with it. He loses the biggest ladder match of his career and now he’s been degraded even further as fodder for JTV. That’s what’s happening with his match this Thursday on Uprising. He isn’t getting a chance to redeem himself, he isn’t getting a chance to show what he’s got again, he’s being fed to make a top guy look good. While we’re on that track of thought, fuck Chaos for being so condescending to JTV. After pulling what he did he has the gall to think that feeding JTV some wash out will keep him distracted from the big picture? He thinks he’s doing JTV a favor by throwing him a bone to get an easy win? This match isn’t about winning some match against the smooth flavor of failure. This match is about embarrassing JTV. This whole match is just a veiled “you can hang with these guys now, since you can’t handle me” comment. If Chaos thinks this is going to be tolerated, he has another thing coming. Johnny the Vagabond isn’t known for laying down, or getting slapped in the face, especially this last month leading into Theater of War.

That vengeance aside we’re still left with Duff Man vs JTV. Oddly enough it isn’t opening the show but is left in the mid card. If I didn’t know any better I’d say this was just Chaos trying to make JTV’s match a bathroom break since he put it mid show, but some might call me paranoid for saying something like that. That match it self should be a fairly violent match. Despite the fact this match is an insult to the Vagabond, I think JTV is going to turn this match into a display. What better way to show how you feel then to crush someone in the way you’re going to crush the person that wronged you? That seems to be the only positive outcome for this match. Just beating Duff man wont be enough, Johnny needs to send a message to Chaos. JTV had a tough loss but by making an example out of his opponent this Thursday, he can show Chaos that he isn’t phased one bit.

“Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this company loooove Duff?

Vayne: Hey, it's Duffman!

Savannah: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.

Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah! “

Realistically this is Duff’s last chance. All my talk of this being an easy match for JTV and what not. For Duff this is final chance to show he’s worth something. I don’t believe he is, but from a business man’s point of view, and I know a thing or two about business with a BA in business from Brook’s Community University, from the point point of view of a businessman Duff needs to do something for this match. If he can manage a win it’ll be a breath of life giving air to his suffocating career. Actually if he can evan perform on any level to show he still has something to offer he could still fight off the ol’ Ogola hammer.

I doubt anyone cares if he gets fired or not but then again that was just a the view from a business stand point. From a fan’s stand point, I want JTV to crush the Duff man like so many empty beer cans and I can’t wait for this Thursday to sit down with the family and watch him do it. To me having my children watch that match would be like forcing my children to watch The Passion of the Christ, they’ll want to look away from the violence but I’ll force their heads forward and tell them, “He’s doing this for you!” I am a good parent.

This Thursday, JTV vs Duff, watch for the slaughter but stay for the what will be an interesting interview. It’ll be fast, it’ll be ugly and most importantly it’ll be JTV starting his path to getting back on track. I wonder if Duff man has any last words for the last match of his career?

Duffman: New feelings brewing inside Duffman... What... WOULD JESUS DO?!

Strong words...strong...put in his mouth words. Of course if I didn’t put them their, we wouldn’t hear anything at all now would we? This is The One True Mc signing off and reminding you, “He’s doing it for you.”

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