JHON KREZMANDSKI IS THE KEWLIST. He was born on Julys the 27 of Nineteen 83 You may no him from his oscar-worthy peformances of pretending to care about the piece of shitzs that call him his friends Jhonb has at least 4 degress and has been going to skool since 2002 to be something but he doesnt know what the hell he is going to do he drives a car someetimes when ther not brokens One time jonh touched a dead squirrel in the winter in his backyards when he was youngs it was in the winters and it was soft and one time jhon saw a monkey at staples. he was liek who da fuck brings a monkey into staples. He pet the monkey w/o asking if it was okay and got away with it LOLZ Jhon drinks too much seltzer water and it makes him have to pee a lots but I guess drinking fluids is good and stuff. Vitamins are good too.