So like a couple years ago when I was at this club, I got a little too drunk and stuff for my friends bday and that is accompanied with doing stupid shit. Apparently I met some random black dude and we walked around hitting on girls together, I claimed that he was my blood brother, but not surprisingly no one believed us. Lol. Part of that campaign I tried to dance with this chick, normally I try to talk to them first but I guess I was too hammered, lol. Anyways she just moved away (aka turned me down). So she actually turned out to be my friend’s sister’s friend, and we happened both happened to be tagged on some pictures in the same album on facebook, for that night (I’m sure you see where this is going). So that is the end of that night, well more eventful things happened but that is out of the scope of this story. Next week, I went back to the same club and do what I normally do, this time I wasn’t wasted so I have common sense, lol. I saw this hot chick standing there texting on her phone or something. I walked up to her and said “pin me” (blackberry terminoly) with my iphone, she was like “you have an iphone..”, and I was like thinking “SHIT! That is the same chick from last week!” hahah. But it is too late to back off now, improve time! I said “shit mybad, hey my name is joe.” Trying to steal my buddy’s identity. She said “No you’re not, you are Frankie, Mary’s friend” (mary is my friend’s sister). I said “No I am Joe, Mary’s brother”. Sounds pretty bad huh. Well I somehow managed to turn it around, don’t ask me what I said, but we had a pretty good conversation even though she knew I was total bullshit from the beginning. So I told her I’ll pick her up for a date tomorrow and took down her number. Not surprisingly, I didn’t message the next day, but the day after, I said “sorry! I forgot! Lets do our date today.” She said “okay… what time” I said “between 7-10pm”, she replied “you want me to get ready by 7pm, and potentially wait for you until 10?”, I said “yes”. LOL what a jerk. So she obliged. She got her hair done, nails done, everything done, for our date. I showed up at 10:15pm, sick (coughing), the ignitor in my car was broken (just broke that day) so I barely made it to her house. So by the time I got there the car was dead. My phone battery was just about dead. I forgot my wallet at home. Sounds pretty bad right? It gets worst. Lol. So I met her that day, and told her my situation, she looked stunning by the way. I told her “mybad for being late, I don’t think we can go on our date my more, we kinda have a car issue.” She was pretty much like “lol… sigh…”, so I said “I am sorry, I ran out of batteries on my phone, I need to call the tow truck, can I borrow yours. So she invited me inside and used the phone and we waited until the tow truck came. During this time, we were chatting, and she was like “how do you expect to get home, from Vaughan with no wallet?”, I said “I have no idea, I guess I’ll walk (it is like a 10 hour walk back to Toronto LOL). She felt bad so she invited me to stay over for the night, and the next morning I can cab to work and get my co-workers to pay. So then I said “sure, be right back let me get something from my car”, I got my tooth brush and tooth paste! HAHAH, I know right. (Sometimes I bring extra tooth brush in case I stay over at a girl’s place, this is rule #3 in the player’s handbook). She was like “wth did you plan this? Car broken and everything so you can stay over” WOW it looks so bad at this point, but it gets worst. So we sat down, I remember one of the conversations was “tell me about your worst date”. She said “well this one, hahah just kidding (no she wasn’t kidding probably), but there was this time when I was hanging out with this dude and all we did was sat down and watched tv, it was so boring”. Guess what we were doing, you guessed it, sat down and watched TV. LOL. So at the end of the night she told me I could stay in the guess room, but I don’t really listen that well and ended up sleeping with her (no sex, just cuddling, so cute right I know, LOL just kidding). I get a phone call at like 2AM from another chick, she was like “where you at?” I said “at some girl’s house, my car broke down”, she said “come over to my place and sleep with me, I’ll pay for your cab (she lived in Vaughan too, what a coincidence!)” I said “hmmm I don’t know, ok sure”. At this point I kinda like the other girl better anyways, and she was getting pretty jealous, so I obliged. Oh btw, in case you think I am hiding these girls from the other ones, I am not, I am very open and when I meet a girl and I am talking to another girl, I tell them straight up, like a great philosopher (drake) once said “you are not the only one, trying to be the only one, girllllll”. Anyways, so I woke up that girl in the middle of the night and told her I was going to another chick’s place and asked her to lock the door. So you saw what happened, it sounds pretty damn bad, like all the events, but like a lot of time in life, it is not what you do or what happens, it is how you do it. Ironically that girl ended up having a great time and we had great chemistry. A lot of the messed up shit that happened we just made a joke about it so it was all fun and games at the end. She ended up getting sick for a week from me, got her makeup and hair done for no reason, and didn’t even get to go out. Lol. Since that worst date was such a success, we ended up seeing each other for another month, until I moved onto the next girl. The end.
