QWE is officially open and the media is buzzing with the return of some of the most talented women in sports entertainment. With the anticipation almost too much to bear the women of QWE are set to appear at a house show only days before the debut of the first ever episode of Unscripted! The show has just begun and the crowd is on the edge of their seats. Suddenly the PA system comes to life with, "I am Matt Striker, Your Teacher!" The crowd jumps to their feet wondering what ECW's Matt Striker is doing here in QWE! Matt Striker comes walking down the ramp wearing a gray Armani suit clean from head to toe. He enters the ring and grabs a microphone waiting for the crowd to calm down so he can speak.

*+(Your Teacher _ Matt Striker)+* Ladies and gentlemen, I am sure you are wondering what I am doing here on QWE!? {the crowd erupts in boos and begins chanting, "you suck!"} Excuse me? I'm not your mother, I don't suck. {Striker laughs as he walks around the ring} Let me cut right to the chase. As a former school teacher, I am here to do what I do best... educate each and every one of you. I know this is Queens of Wrestling Entertainment, but that doesn't mean the fans are going to be any smarter than the ECW or WWE fans are! {crowd continues to boo} You should all consider this your lucky day, because I am taking time away from my busy schedule to try and expand your minds so that one day you might be half as smart as I am today. Go ahead and boo, but you know it's true! Today I have chosen to educate you all on a variety of subjects. The first, is Greek Mythology. Now, have any of you ever heard of an Amazon? {Striker pauses for an answer while the crowd starts their infamous "you suck" chant so loud that it echos throughout the entire arena} Hey, don't worry... I didn't expect you to understand what I am talking about right away anyway. I know how the public school system works, it is filled with students who care more about getting high {the crowd cheers} or getting laid {they cheer again}... then learning anything. And the teachers, {Striker laughs} They are simply there to collect a paycheck and cop a feel every now and then. That's why I left the school system and chose to educate people in a much more physical and effective manner. {He walks around the ring before continuing} Anyway, back to your lesson. The word "Amazon" was originally used to describe a mythical, ancient nation of all female warriors. In Greek mythology they were said to be a viscious tribe of men-hating women who would stop at nothing to ensure female domination! {He pauses} Now, an Amazon is NOT the same thing as a lesbian. While they may both be angry and more manly than most women, the words have two totally different meanings! {Striker continues with the lesson} Legend has it that these women hated men so much that no men were permitted to enter their territory or even have sex with any of the women. {The crowd boos and begins chanting, "We Want Sex"} I'm sure you do...whats wrong, did you and your cousin not have enough time before the show? {he laughs as the crowd boos} Sorry, I digress. Anyway, once a year, in order to prevent their race from dying out, they traveled to their neighboring tribes in order to mate. If the Amazons gave birth to a male child they would kill him or leave him in the jungle to survive on their own. If they gave birth to a female, they would train her from the time she was born in the art of war. These weren't just your average women either. The Amazon warriors were said to be some of the biggest women in the entire World! I'm talking Nicole Bass big... or your Sister's ass big! HUGE even. The Amazons aren't only famous for being women, they are also famous for being some of the most ruthless warriors in all of Greek mythology. Saying goes that a man would have a better chance being cornered by 5 men than one Amazon. {Striker laughs} While archeologists have found evidence of female warriors dating back to 2300 years ago, there is no significant proof that the Amazon's ever really existed. The word "Amazon" is primarily used today to describe a woman that is much larger, more violent, and more dangerous than most women.

*+(Your Teacher _ Matt Striker)+* Now, I'm pretty sure most of that went in one ear and out the other, so lets try a topic that might be a little easier to understand. How about the word "Glamour?" Do any of you know what the word "glamour" means? {The crowd continues to get more and more angry with the incessant ranting of Matt Striker} The word "Glamour" was originally used to describe a spell cast over people to disguise the way things appeared to them. The primary modern meaning of the word relates to fascination, charisma, beauty, or sexual attraction. Something that NONE of you can identify with. People or their lifestyles can be described as glamorous when they appeal to the eye of others. For instance, my lifestyle is extremely glamours in your eyes. I mean, I make more money than you do...I'm smarter than you are...and I'm MUCH MUCH better looking than you are! {striker laughs} Just ask your wives, they are drooling over me as we speak! Being the incredibly thoughtful person I am, I am going to explain to you the secret to success in this world. There are two ways to get ahead in today's society. The first, is to be stronger than other people. Whether it be inner strength, or physical strength you aren't going to get anywhere in this world if you aren't strong enough. An Amazon is the epitome of strength. The second way to get ahead in today's society is outer beauty. Even though we hate to admit it, this world is biased to those who were blessed with their appearance. Anyone can tell you that a supermodel with a gorgeous tan and a beautiful face is going to get noticed before an average looking woman. For example, I grew up my entire life with everything handed to me. The main reason for that is my incredible looks. When you are as charming and handsome as I am, people just seem to see the best in you. Unfortunately, that's the way it is. {Striker touches the side of his face in an attempt to show off his looks} Being glamourous is the easiest way to get ahead in any situation. If someone only had an equal combination of these two characteristics. What if someone was incredibly beautiful and incredibly strong? How far would they be able to go? How successful could they be? What if there was someone who could be described as an Amazon with looks so amazing that the world should crumble at her feet! A woman like that in a federation like this would be UNSTOPABLE! They would truly be a... GLAMAZON!

*+(Your Teacher _ Matt Striker)+* With that being said, I give to you...the woman who will be taking sports entertainment by the BALLS! The most deadly female warrior in all of wrestling history! The most dangerous and most beautiful woman I have EVER seen... She will be the face of QWE, the first EVER QWE Champion and my ticket to stardom...the one and ONLY...BETH PHOENIXXXXX!!!

The crowd jumps to their feet to catch the first glimpse of Beth Phoenix since relinquishing her WWE Women's Champion to jump ship to the promise land of Women's wrestling...QWE! "Baracuda" by Heart hits the PA system and the Uber Diva Beth Phoenix steps out from behind the curtain. She pauses at the top of the ramp before raising her hands in the air causing an impressive fireworks display. The crowd starts booing the Glamazon as she heads toward the ring with a grin on her face. Beth climbs in the ring between the second and third ropes and gives Matt Striker a once over. After pausing, she shakes the hand of Striker and picks up a microphone of her own. She takes a moment to glance out into the sea of people before she interupts their boos.

*+(The Glamazon _ Beth Phoenix)+*Ahem...{the crowd continues to get more and more loud} Now, I know...{the voice of Beth Phoenix can barely be heard of the crowd. She stops for a minute to wait for them to silence when Matt Striker steps in.}

*+(Your Teacher _ Matt Striker)+* SHUT THE HELL UP! You need to give your undivided attention to the future of this company! Now SHOW HER SOME RESPECT!

*+(The Glamazon _ Beth Phoenix)+* {She nods at Matt in gratitude} Thank you Matt... Now, where was I? I'm sure you are all wondering what the WWE Women's Champion is doing here at the debut of QWE? {the crowd begins chanting "Traitor!"} Go ahead and call me what you want...but I did what I had to do! I mean, can you blame me?! The WWE is filled with a bunch of disgusting sluts who's top priority is showing off their ass for millions of people! {the crowd cheers} I don't know about everyone else in this industry, but I am here for one reason only...TO WRESTLE! I am not some piece of meat for the male wrestlers to drool over! Those so called "diva's" in the WWE spend more time on their knees in the locker room than in the wrestling ring! Not to mention the fact that I was constantly over-shadowed by people like Maria {crowd cheers} or Candice Michelle! It's pretty pathetic when the women's champion gets less TV time than a piece of trash interviewer! You know what though, I only used the WWE as a stepping stone to get to where I really wanted to be. And where is that, you ask? That's RIGHT here in the QWE! And to insure my satisfaction with the way my career is going... I have hired someone that will make sure I am getting what I deserve! I want TV time, I want matches that actually matter, and I want a shot at the QWE Championship! And I GUARANTEE I am going to get it! {Beth pauses and runs her fingers through her hair} And the reason I can guarantee that to you, is this man standing right here. {she places her hand on Striker's shoulder} Matt Striker has proven that he can take a wrestler and push them to the top. Just look at his time in ECW... he took that washed up waste of space Viscera and turned him in to something that he should have been all along, a main eventer! I can't even remember the last time I saw him do ANYTHING significant before he Matt Striker took him under his wing and turned him in to the incredible machine that is known as Big Daddy V! {the crowd boos} Matt promises to do the same exact thing for me here in QWE!

*+(Your Teacher _ Matt Striker)+* That's right my students... with my help, Beth Phoenix will headline Unscripted. This Monday when she steps into the ring with Alexis Laree {huge pop for Alexis Laree} in a Leather Strap Match she is going to prove to all of you non-believers that she DESERVES the QWE Championship! And I will be right there in her corner to make sure that NOTHING goes wrong!

*+(The Glamazon _ Beth Phoenix)+* Speaking of Unscripted, I get my chance to end an old rivalry. Alexis and I may have stolen a win from me in the past, but this time will be different! This time, there are NO disqualifications. ANYTHING goes! And since it is a Strap Match she is going to have no where to hide! The object of the match is to consecutively touch all four corners of the ring. The first woman to do this will be the winner. If there was ever a match made for a Glamazon, this is it! I out weigh her by at least 30 pounds. {Beth laughs} How does she expect to pull me around the ring? Let's be honest here...we all know this will be a walk in the park for the UBER DIVA! {the camera zooms in close to Beth's face. She glares in to the camera with a look of hatred and disgust on her face} Alexis, what I've done to you in the past will be NOTHING compared to what is going to happen in our Leather Strap Match! I will show no mercy and no remorse as I whip you until you BLEED! Have you EVER seen a woman that looks like this?! {Beth runs her hands down the side of her body as the crowd boos} That's because i am NOT just any woman. I am the UBER DIVA! I AM the FACE of Dominance! I am A GLAMAZON! Alexis, you and everyone else, need to mark your calendars... because this Monday ... marks the beginning of the BETH PHOENIX ERA!! Mark my words!

"Baracuda" hits again as Beth drops her microphone to the floor. Matt Striker takes her hand and raises it high in the air. He points toward her and mouths, "The next CHAMP". Beth steps up on the second rope and looks out in to the crowd. She gives the camera a cold, hard, and evil look as she exits and heads back up the ramp.