Ewl saturday night inferno Results

Richard Diamond-Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to Saturday Night Inferno,live from Calgary,Alberta,Canada and we are in for a show tonight because we see ewl world champion Cash Jeremy defend his title against Andrew Warren in a Violent Night rematch,and we're also going to see a hardcore match between ewl intercontinental champion,Jeff Hardy and one of the ewl's newest member,Emo Freakshow...

[Suddenly,"running away" interupts Richard Diamond's voice.Emo Freakshow walks from the backstage area and down the ramp,Justin O Riley,announces Emo Freakshow's basic information.]

Justin O Riley-The following is a Hardcore match.Making his way to the ring first,weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds,Emoo Freeakkshoowwww!!!]

Tommy Lawrence-Gosh Richard,Emo Freakshow's last name sure matches look and personality,he truly is a freakshow.

Richard Diamond-Although Emo Freakshow might be somewhat of a "freakshow",that does not change the fact that he is a very talented competitor in the ring.He put on an amazing show at Violent Night in that triple threat match,even though he came up short.

Tommy Lawrence-Well you got me there Richard.

[Emo Freakshow arrives in the ring and stands in a corner staring into space.His theme song cuts off,and "Encore" blurs through the ewl arena.The fans go wild as Jeff Hardy emerges from the backstage area with the ewl intercontinental championship around his waist.Jeff Hardy does his unusual dance on the ramp and begins to walk down the ramp,slapping the hands of a few fans.Jeff Hardy makes his way into the ring and settles down.He removes his intercontinental championship from around his waist and hands it to referee Arnold Palmer.Arnold Palmer signals for the bell and the match starts.]

Tommy Lawrence-Here we go Richard we should be in for a surprise.

Richard Diamond-Oh yes we should Tommy

[The two men begin to circle the ring...They approach each other and they square up.Emo Freakshow kicks Jeff Hardy in his mid-section.Jeff Hardy grabs his mid section and begins to crumple to the mat,but Emo Freakshow grabs him by the hair and irish whips him into the turnbuckle.Jeff Hardy is slumped on the turnbuckle.Emo Freakshow slowly makes his way to the opposite side of the ring.He screams while swiftly running towards Jeff Hardy.Jeff Hardy dives out of the way,sending Emo Freakshow's windpipe into the turnbuckle.Emo Freakshow swiftly hits the ground as Jeff Hardy begins to pull himself up with the ropes.]

Richard Diamond-Gosh,look at that hit that impact to the i believe trachea of Emo Freakshow,the referee should check him to see if he's alright.

Tommy Lawrence-Oh common Richard,just because he took a little hit,at his own expence,does not mean that Emo Freakshow needs to be "checked by the referee".

Richard Diamond-It's all about violence for you isn't it Tommy?

Tommy Lawrence-Ummmm,yeah you can say so.Ha ha ha.

[Jeff Hardy is now standing on his feet.He slowly approaches the grounded Emo Freakshow.Jeff Hardy grabs Emo Freakshow by his hair and tosses him to the middle of the ring.Jeff Hardy begins to kick Emo Freakshow in his mid section.Arnold Palmer tries to hold Jeff Hardy back but Jeff resists.]

Richard Diamond-I have to say,i've seen Jeff Hardy agressice when it comes to good,clean fighting,but never have i seen him literally stomped someone to the point that head referee Arnold Palmer got fed up of holding him back.

Tommy Lawrence-When you're in that ring Richard the only thing on your mind,is how you're going to win,and if it means stomping your opponent out that bad,then who can blame Jeff Hardy? By the way,this is an hardcore match,what does it matter is Jeff Hardy stomps him out? It's all legal.

[In his moment of desperation,Emo Freakshow gives Jeff Hardy a low blow and rolls out of the ring.Jeff Hardy grabs his privates and hits the mat.Emo Freakshow toggles around under the ring and pulls a steel chair.Emo Freakshow rolls into the ring and begins to target the shoulder of Jeff Hardy.As Emo Freakshow continues to gash at Jeff Hardy's shoulder,Jeff Hardy lays on the mat screaming in excrutiating pain.Emo Freakshow raises the chair once more to try to get an extreme hit,when Jeff Hardy rolls out of the way.Emo Freakshow drops the chair due to him slightly twisting his wrist after the chair hits the mat so hard.Jeff Hardy leaps to his feet and charges at Emo Freakshow.Emo Freakshow moves out of the wat,but Jeff Hardy runs to the turnbuckle and hits Emo Freakshow with a whisper in the wind.]

Richard Diamond-Jeff Hardy with a Twist Of Fate!

Tommy Lawrence-Don't you mean whisper in the wind Richard?

Richard Diamond-Oh,my bad.

Tommy Lawrence-Watch yourself Richard,you know that Mr.Blair has a temper.

[Jeff Hardy catches himself and covers Emo Freakshow.Arnold Palmer makes the count.]

Arnold Palmer-ONE.....TWO.....THREE!!!

Justin O Riley-Here is your winner,Jefff Hardyy!!

[Emo Freakshow counts out at three and a half,but the referee already counted three,and and Jeff Hardy picks up the win.Jeff Hardy grabs his Intercontinental championship from Arnold Palmer and slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp as the fans go wild.]

Commercial Break

["Down with the clown" begins to play and Mayhem The Clown makes his way to the ring.The fans cheer for Mayhem the Clown,and Justin O Riley speaks.]

Justin O Riley-The following is scheduled for one fall.Making his way to the ring first,from the carnival of carnage,weighing in at two hundred and forty two pounds,Mayhemmm The Clowwnnn!!

[Mayhem the clown steps into the ring and awaits his opponent.]

["Black Republican" plays and the United States champion,Damage makes his way to the ring.The fans boo Damage.but he keeps moving.Justin O Riley speaks.]

Justin O Riley-And the opponent,from Brooklyn,New York,weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds,the United States champion,Daamageee!!

Richard Diamond-This young man Damage is such a talented and young individual,but he shows no respect for anyone,except the chairman Dwayne Blair.

Tommy Lawrence-Who knew that kissing ass off all things would be Damage's talent.

Richard Diamond-You better hope that he doesn't hear you Tommy.

Tommy Lawrence-Oh common,he can't do that,our contract clearly states it.Doesn't it?...

Richard Diamond-Ha ha ha.You keep me young partner.

[Both men settle in the ring,and referee Arnold Palmer signals for the bell.]

[Mayhem the clown tries to charge at Damage,but Damage moves out of the way and Mayhem The Clown runs and bounces on the ropes.Damage moves out of Mayhem the clown's way sending him into the opposite set of ropes.Damage swiftly paces at Mayhem the clown,and hits him with a powerful clothesline.]

Richard Diamond-My goodness,it looks like Damage just knocked Mayhem The Clown's head right off of his shoulder.

[Mayhem the clown slowly paces back to his feet,as Damage stands behind him in a warrior like pose.Damage kicks mayhem the clown in the gut and and hits him with the diversion of attention.Damage covers him and referee Arnold Palmer makes the count.]

Arnold Palmer-ONE.....TWO.....THREE!!!

Richard Diamond-Looks like we had a quick match tonight.

[Damage smiles sarcastically as he gets up from out of the pin...Damage turns around to face the crowd,and out of nowhere,comes a stout young man.The young man hits Damage from behind sending him face first to the mat.The fans go wild as the young man continues to stomp away on Damage's back.The young man goes out of the ring,snatches a microphone from Justin O Riley and speaks.]

Young man-Damage,in case you didn't know,my name is Troy Gafgen.

[Troy Gafgen drops the microphone and walks around the ring and up the ramp,as the fans chant his name.]

[The scene transitions from a shot of Troy Gafgen's face,to the face of Ewl backstage interviewer,Kelly.Kelly holds an ewl microphone to her mouth and speaks.]

Kelly-Ladies and Gentlemen,please welcome at this time,the EWL World Champion,Cash Jeremy.]

[The scene transitions to the face of Cash Jeremy.The fans scream as Cash Jeremy grabs the microphone from Kelly,smiles,looks directly into the camera,and speaks.]

Cash Jeremy-Good evening wonderful fans! As you know i am your ewl world champion,Cash Jeremy.But we've all established who i am,now it's time for me to address why i'm on your television screens right now.Andrew Warren.Everyone should know that Andrew Warren and myself aren't the best of friends,matter of fact,we aren't friends at all.I hate that bastard's guts.So,before i waist anymore time,let me get to the point.Andrew Warren,at violent night,you lost the ewl world title to me fair and square.But yet still,you insist on getting it back from me.You just don't know how to accept losing like a man,so tonight,i'll do more than just beat you.I'm gonna LAYETH THE SMACK-A-DOWN ALL OVER YOUR CANDY ASS!,and why you ask? because i'm just that damn good.

[Cash Jeremy smiles into the camera and then at Kelly as he walks away from the scene.The camera focuses on Kelly,who is still laughing at Cash Jeremy's last few words,then we go to a commercial break.]

Commercial Break

[The fans in the arena are going wild as we come back from commercial break.Suddenly,"riot" blasts on the titantron and Matt Hardy makes his way from the backstage area and down the ramp.The fans try to shake Matt Hardy's hand as he walks down the ramp...Justin O Riley makes his announcements.]

Justin O Riley-Ladies and Gentlemen,the following is scheduled for one fall,where the winner recieves a future shot at the Intercontinental championship...Making his way to the ring first,from Cameron,North Carolina,weighing in at two hundred and twenty eight pounds,Matttt Haardyyy!!

[Matt Hardy walks up the ring steps and walks into the ring.His theme song cuts off as "Pain" begins to play and Tyler Tomko emerges from backstage and walks down the ramp.]

Justin O Riley-And the opponent,from Buffulo,New York,weighing in at three hundred and fifty five pounds,Tylerrr Tomkooo!!

[Tyler Tomko walks down the ramp and into the ring.]

[Referee Arnold Palmer rings for the bell and the matchup begins...Matt Hardy and Tyler Tomko both circle the ring.They eventually approach each other and tie up.Matt Hardy holds well for a little,but the raw strength of Tyler Tomko eventually overpowers him,sending Matt Hardy's back driving into the mat.Matt Hardy grabs his aching back and Tyler Tomko approaches him.Tyler Tomko picks Matt Hardy up by his hair,and places him in a chokehold.Matt Hardy tries to fight back,but Tyler Tomko's massive arms keeps him contained within the chokehold.Matt Hardy begins to punch Tyler Tomko in the ribs,the punches slightly stun him,but he keeps Matt Hardy in the hold.Matt Hardy continues to swing away at Tyler Tomko's ribs.Matt Hardy takes huge steps,moving Tyler Tomko as well,and he grabs the top rope.Referee Arnold Palmer tells Tyler Tomko to break the hold but he does not seem to want to listen,so Arnold Palmer just makes the count.]

Arnold Palmer-One...Two...Three...Four...

Tommy Lawrence-Tyler Tomko better be carefull before he gets disqualified.

Arnold Palmer-Fi...

[Tyler Tomko breaks the hold and Matt Hardy drops to his knees,with his arms and torso slung onto the ropes.Tyler Tomko smiles violently at Matt Hardy...He moves back and gets down into a spear position on the opposite side of the ring...After a few moments of being on the ropes,Matt Hardy slowly gets back to his feet.He turns around and Tyler Tomko charges at him.Just as it looks like Tomko was going to hit the spear,Matt Hardy gets a sunset flip on Tomko.Referee Arnold Palmer makes the count...One...Tw...Tyler Tomko kicks out of the pin...Matt Hardy swiftly gets back up to his feet.He kicks Tyler Tomko,who is stunned on his knees.Tyler Tomko grabs the ropes as Matt Hardy continues to kick him...Matt Hardy moves back and charges at Tyler Tomko trying to get a big kick.Tyler Tomko shifts to the right and slightly pulls the ropes down,sending Matt Hardy's private areas in between the second and first ropes...Matt Hardy yells in great pain,and slowly falls off of the ropes and onto the outside of the ring.

Tommy Lawrence-Gosh Richard,i'm feeling it for Matt Hardy.

Richard Diamond-Indeed Tommy,no man should have to go through that.Ever.

[Arnold Palmer begins to make the count....One...Two...Three...Four...]

[Tyler Tomko rolls out of the ring,causing Arnold Palmer to restart his count...Tyler Tomko begins punching Matt Hardy in the skull.Matt Hardy starts to fall to his knees,but keeps springing up.Tyler Tomko grabs Matt Hardy by his hair,and attempts to throw him into the steel steps,but Matt Hardy counters and sends Tyler Tomko into the steps instead.Referee Arnold Palmer,who is already up to five in his count,keeps counting....Six...Seven.]

[Matt Hardy slides into the ring,referee Arnold Palmer is up to eight.Tyler Tomko gets to his feet,he stumbles a little.Arnold Palmer is now at nine.Tyler Tomko catches himself and quickly slides into the ring,right before Arnold Palmer makes the ten count.]

Tommy Lawrence-Just in the nick of time.

Richard Diamond-You said it partner.

[Matt Hardy grabs Tyler Tomko by the head trying to pick him up to his feet,but Tyler Tomko breaks the hold,punches Matt Hardy in the rib and gets to his feet on his own.Tyler Tomko irish whips Matt Hardy into the ropes.As Matt Hardy comes running back,Tyler Tomko tries to hit him with a clothesline,but Matt Hardy counters and turns the clothesline into a side-effect.Matt Hardy crawls and covers Tyler Tomko.Arnold Palmer makes the count....One....Two...Thr...Kick out by Tyler Tomko.Matt Hardy grabs his hair and pulls on it in anger and dissapointment.]

Richard Diamond-Boy,Matt Hardy really doesn't like the fact that Tyler Tomko kicked out of that cover.

Tommy Lawrence-He has the right to Richard,after being in that ring,sweating out every bit of energy,you'll be frustrated as well.

[Matt Hardy gets back to his feet and stands alert at the ropes,waiting for Tyler Tomko to get to his feet...Tyler Tomko eventually gets to his feet and Matt Hardy kicks him in the gut and tries to go for a twist of fate,but Tyler Tomko spins Matt Hardy and grabs him trying to get a bearhug...After a few moments of being placed in a bearhug,Matt Hardy begins to fade away,but just as it looks like Tyler Tomko will win,Matt Hardy punches him the back,allowing Tyler Tomko to bend down a little,Matt Hardy gets on his feet and slides out of the bearhug.He falls to the mat.Tyler Tomko tries to put Matt Hardy in a submission move,most likely a figure four leglock...Matt Hardy grabs the head of the bending over Tyler Tomko and entangles his arm with his feet.Matt Hardy has Tyler Tomko in a small package.Referee Arnold Palmer makes the count...One...Two...Three!!]

Justin O Riley-Here is your winner,and the new number one contender for the Intercontinental championship,Matt Harrddyy!!

Richard Diamond-Wow,Matt Hardy with a small package to get the win against Tyler Tomko,and to become the new number one contender for the Intercontinental championship.

Tommy Lawrence-But,that means that he'll have to face his younger brother Jeff Hardy,oh now that's a matchup that i want to see.

[Matt Hardy rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp,he waves at the fans and dissapears to the backstage area.]

**Disclaimer**-[I was actually planning for Tyler Tomko to win this match,because he said the he was going to rp,but he didnt and Matt Hardy did,so i had to go with him.Sorry Tyler,you're a good friend of mine,but you have to roleplay man.]

Commercial Break

Justin O Riley-Ladies and gentlemen,the following is scheduled for one fall,and it is for the EWL World Championship.

[The fans begin to cheer loudly as "Breaking old habbits" plays and Andrew Warren emerges from the backstage area,down the ramp,and into the ring.The sound of Justin O Riley's voice overcasts the sounds of the fans and Andrew Warren's theme song.]

Justin O Riley-Making his way to the ring first,from Niagara Falls New York,weighing in at two hundred and fifty eight pounds,Andrewwww Waarrennn!!

[Andrew Warren stands in the middle of the ring awaiting his opponent.]

["Click Click Boom" plays and Cash Jeremy walks from backstage and down the ramp,as the shiny gold gloss from the ewl world championship glistens off of the shiny lights in the arena,Justin O Riley speaks.]

Justin O Riley-And the opponent,from Las Vegas,Nevada,weighing in at two hundred and sixty pounds,he is the ewl world heavyweight champion,Cashhhh Jeremmyy!!

[The fans go wild as Cash Jeremy enters the ring and circles around.Referee Arnold Palmer takes Cash Jeremy's ewl championship belt,and hands it to Justin O Riley...Arnold Palmer signals for the bell to ring,and the matchup begins...]

[Warren and Jeremy standing in the center of the ring following their individual entrances, the atmosphere of a grudge match is felt strongly by the crowd in attendance, truly producing the tension of the buildup and Jeremy dealt the first blow with a headbutt drawing heat immediately. Stiff solid action continued throughout the match with some impressive technical ability shown by Warren despite a majority of the action one-sided by a dominating Jeremy, who’s attack on the knee of Warren early using those steel stairs proved costly for the former champion Warren and affected him throughout the night’s contest. After taking an ugly beating down by a psychotic Cash Jeremy, Warren found an opening with a swinging neckbreaker right on those stairs and bringing the match back in his favour! The action takes outside the ring after Warren hurled Jeremy over the top rope with a back body drop, taking to the announce table, the momentum is slowed down once again as Cash smashes a monitor over his skull and hits the Writers Block out of nowhere. Warren physically affected as his face smashes against it and leaves him out cold. Cash Jeremy is stunned through a physical contest, his body aching as he shows movement. The countout continues and Jeremy begins to slowly crawl toward the apron, pressing his elbow down as he nudges himself along, Warren motionless with a busted open forehead crawling along the floor and grasping hold of the curtain, pulling himself up to barely escape into the ring as the bell rings.]

Richard Diamond-I...i just don't know what to say,i don't know what will come of Andrew Warren.

Tommy Lawrence-I know Richard,i don't think that i'll ever see the day come when Andrew Warren layed in a pool of his own blood.

Richard Diamond-I just want to know what will happen on next week's Inferno.

Tommy Lawrence-You're not the only one Richard.

[The camera focuses on the bloodly face of Andrew Warren on the outside of the ring,and the worn out Cash Jeremy laying in the ring.The ewl copyright shows up on the bottom right section of the screen,and the scene slowly fades out.]