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I am Helen Mills and I live in New Mills

My boyfriend is called Simon Ruddy

Here is a short story based on a true event

One Saturday lunchtime, Helen and Simon went to the Pack Horse pub in New Mills. As Helen doesn't like Gammon, she ordered a Steak and Onion sandwich. On the other hand, Simon does like Gammon so he ordered a Gammon and Egg sandwich. When they had nearly finished their meal, they decided to have a taste of each others food. THE END.