I'm thirteen years old but I'm 25 at heart. I love the eighties and nineties to death, and I hate all the stupid shit kids my age like especially Justin Bieber. I hope he falls on a stake and impales himself, because if it wasn't for him, I doubt Selena Gomez's singing career wouldn't have happened, and if she didn't happen, Rebecca Black wouldn't have happened, and the world would be a much better place. Screw Bieber, I'll take 'N Sync and the Backstreet Boys any day. And yes, I know how hypocritical that sentence sounds. I also hope that The CW ends, because it was way better as the WB when it had Dawson's Creek and Buffy, as opposed to Gossip Whores and Vampire Sluts. And I want my MTV with music videos, maybe Beavis & Butthead, Daria and Real World, instead of pregnant bitches and easy sluts. And then there's the reason Vampire Sluts is on the air... Twilight! *Cue 'O Fortuna* Oh I have so much to say about Twilight: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.


I hate Twilight. I hope the entire cast dies on a road trip, where their car turns into a gigantic flaming fireball of death and falls over a 12,000,000 foot high cliff into piranha infested waters and Kristen Stewart has to suffer through the whole thing.